that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Terrible D&D anecdotes, like this one (this one's safe for work, though many are not).

 

That's almost pleasant, compared to the Tale of Josh or say, the Brazilian Death Squad or the Cupboard of a Thousand Piss Bottles.

 

@BaseDeltaZero Ooh, can I see links? Also, if you want horrifying, try Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle.

 

Yeah, I can understand that to some extent, but if one's executive dysfunction has reached the point where one's teeth are green, one really ought to be seeking medical help, and if one can't be bothered or can't function well enough to wash one's hands, one probably shouldn't be on a medical course.

 

Pity they didn't post pictorial evidence of the disgustingness if it was real.

 

My friend got a second degree burn from elbow dropping a baked potato. He has blisters. I won’t show you the blister pic because it’s gross, but here’s his elbow right after



He’s so dumb. I love him so much.

 

Update

 

this clarification on the difference between "mature" and "explicit" ratings (technically... sfw...?)

 

Science isn't about "why," it's about "why not?"

 

Hard disagree, way more interested in the why over here

 

You are also presumably a better scientist than Cave Johnson

 

In fairness, there are eggplants that are better scientists than Cave Johnson.