that one really weird thing on your mind that is making you laugh your ass off

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Fucker, Sep 30, 2016.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Terrible D&D anecdotes, like this one (this one's safe for work, though many are not).
     
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  2. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    That's almost pleasant, compared to the Tale of Josh or say, the Brazilian Death Squad or the Cupboard of a Thousand Piss Bottles.
     
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  3. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i am going to put a yellow dragon and a half-drow half-ogre in 'stalemate' and only you lucky few will know why.
     
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  4. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

  5. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

     
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  6. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i started out feeling a bit sympathetic toward luke, as he obviously has really bad executive dysfunction. but as the story went on i realized he's ALSO a complete jackass. i can sympathize with hygiene being a struggle and with not remembering what's on the card you read three seconds ago. i can't sympathize with -- basically anything else he did. and the hygiene struggle is really fucking extreme.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I can understand that to some extent, but if one's executive dysfunction has reached the point where one's teeth are green, one really ought to be seeking medical help, and if one can't be bothered or can't function well enough to wash one's hands, one probably shouldn't be on a medical course.
     
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  8. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i mean i'm sure there was a LOT of exaggeration going on.
     
  9. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Pity they didn't post pictorial evidence of the disgustingness if it was real.
     
  10. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    My friend got a second degree burn from elbow dropping a baked potato. He has blisters. I won’t show you the blister pic because it’s gross, but here’s his elbow right after

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    He’s so dumb. I love him so much.
     
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  11. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Update

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  12. KingStarscream

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  13. Nobody's Home

    Nobody's Home I'm a Greg Coded Tom Girl

     
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  14. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    but WHY did he elbo drop a potato?
     
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  15. Technicality

    Technicality All's fair in love and shitposting

    Science isn't about "why," it's about "why not?"
     
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  16. jacktrash

    jacktrash spherical sockbox

    i was about to say "it's only science if you write it down" but i guess he did, didn't he?
     
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  17. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Hard disagree, way more interested in the why over here
     
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  18. Striped Stocking

    Striped Stocking Fashionable legwear

    You are also presumably a better scientist than Cave Johnson
     
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  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    In fairness, there are eggplants that are better scientists than Cave Johnson.
     
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  20. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

     
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