Not exactly an insult but a useful phrase for those things other people are welcome to enjoy but you Really dont. Originally applied to a ship.
I think that might have been in the one where I was explaining that "extremely precocious home-wreckers" was not actually an accurate statement of how I feel about CSA victims. Edit: Yup.
Yeah, I'm working on a story set in a survivors' support group, so I showed that quote to the cowriter as an example of coping with dark humour. (This one, @Codeless.)
Description of a bad manga: "it falls out of the fail tree and hits every offensive branch on the way down".
Riffing on my old 'jelly sound' idea: Jelly - a lighter version, removing the 'sound' shudder factor. Sound - keeps the shudder factor for those in the know; for those who don't, it's kind of like I'm calling someone noise, as in fuck that noise, or something? Jelly dong - may seem like I'm saying their dong is made of jelly, when in fact I am comparing them to the cheap-and-nasty sex toys marketed, literally, as 'jelly dongs'. Novelty dong - cheap-and-nasty sex toys that aren't made of high-quality body-safe materials often have to market themselves as 'novelty only'/'novelty items'. That way they can't be held accountable if you get all messed up from using them. Stag date - implies he either a. couldn't get a date, hence 'going stag', or b. acts like he's on a stag night when he's on a date. Only marginally related to the above items, because novelty products sold at sex shops are almost always marketed at stag/hen night planners. Fifty shades of jelly dong - sudden inspiration based on all of the above. Phthalate - something you don't want in your groin.
Best heard in a terrified british accent - "Oh, shitting down my thighs! Shitting down my neck!!" (YouTube gaming can be a good source for inventive cursing sometimes, especially the older stuff XD)
I can’t believe I’ve never bothered to look at this thread before! Here, have some Seth-isms. They are plentiful and horrible. “He doesn’t have the sense gifted to a broken dildo.” (About someone who went back to the same cheating girlfriend twice) “Climb a wall of dicks with your mouth.” “I will shit in your fridge.” “Dumbass nothing. You are the dumbest ass. King of the idiots, champion of morons everywhere.” “Shitwit” “Cock-sock.” “Toby (extremely stupid dog who had died the day before) only has one fewer living brain cells today than he had yesterday.”
