MOTHER CUNTING ASS CATS!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    From the Sartin/McLennan FATAL review:
     
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  2. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    my brain spit up Ass-Bastard. Fun mental image that.
     
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  3. 3strim

    3strim Professional Accidental Rater

     
  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Not exactly an insult but a useful phrase for those things other people are welcome to enjoy but you Really dont. Originally applied to a ship.
     
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  5. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

  6. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    I feel called out.
     
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  7. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    I had to find an old post of @seebs ' to show a cowriter and found their statement of
     
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  8. seebs

    seebs Benevolent Dictator

    I think that might have been in the one where I was explaining that "extremely precocious home-wreckers" was not actually an accurate statement of how I feel about CSA victims. Edit: Yup.
     
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  9. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Dare i ask which post?
     
  10. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I'm working on a story set in a survivors' support group, so I showed that quote to the cowriter as an example of coping with dark humour. (This one, @Codeless.)
     
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  11. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    Description of a bad manga: "it falls out of the fail tree and hits every offensive branch on the way down".
     
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  12. Izevel

    Izevel capuchin hacker fucker

    Riffing on my old 'jelly sound' idea:
    • Jelly - a lighter version, removing the 'sound' shudder factor.
    • Sound - keeps the shudder factor for those in the know; for those who don't, it's kind of like I'm calling someone noise, as in fuck that noise, or something?
    • Jelly dong - may seem like I'm saying their dong is made of jelly, when in fact I am comparing them to the cheap-and-nasty sex toys marketed, literally, as 'jelly dongs'.
    • Novelty dong - cheap-and-nasty sex toys that aren't made of high-quality body-safe materials often have to market themselves as 'novelty only'/'novelty items'. That way they can't be held accountable if you get all messed up from using them.
    • Stag date - implies he either a. couldn't get a date, hence 'going stag', or b. acts like he's on a stag night when he's on a date. Only marginally related to the above items, because novelty products sold at sex shops are almost always marketed at stag/hen night planners.
    • Fifty shades of jelly dong - sudden inspiration based on all of the above.
    • Phthalate - something you don't want in your groin.
     
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  13. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    "Half the spine of a cooked jellyfish" is a good one.
     
  14. afarewelltokings

    afarewelltokings Searching for the lost Xanadu

    “Are you fucking shitting my goddamn nuts right now”
     
  15. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    One from Cracked: "go surf a tidal wave of dicks".
     
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  16. PotteryWalrus

    PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

    Best heard in a terrified british accent - "Oh, shitting down my thighs! Shitting down my neck!!"

    (YouTube gaming can be a good source for inventive cursing sometimes, especially the older stuff XD)
     
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  17. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

    "Richard Cranium".
     
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  18. ChelG

    ChelG Well-Known Member

     
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  19. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Me @ own brain: You can suck an entire assorted selection of dildoes!
     
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  20. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    I can’t believe I’ve never bothered to look at this thread before! Here, have some Seth-isms. They are plentiful and horrible.

    “He doesn’t have the sense gifted to a broken dildo.” (About someone who went back to the same cheating girlfriend twice)

    “Climb a wall of dicks with your mouth.”

    “I will shit in your fridge.”

    “Dumbass nothing. You are the dumbest ass. King of the idiots, champion of morons everywhere.”

    “Shitwit”

    “Cock-sock.”

    “Toby (extremely stupid dog who had died the day before) only has one fewer living brain cells today than he had yesterday.”
     
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