Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by jacktrash, Feb 26, 2015.
From the Sartin/McLennan FATAL review:
my brain spit up Ass-Bastard. Fun mental image that.
Not exactly an insult but a useful phrase for those things other people are welcome to enjoy but you Really dont. Originally applied to a ship.
some top tier snark, courtesy gallusrostromegalus’s family
I feel called out.
I had to find an old post of @seebs ' to show a cowriter and found their statement of
I think that might have been in the one where I was explaining that "extremely precocious home-wreckers" was not actually an accurate statement of how I feel about CSA victims. Edit: Yup.
Dare i ask which post?
Yeah, I'm working on a story set in a survivors' support group, so I showed that quote to the cowriter as an example of coping with dark humour. (This one, @Codeless.)
Description of a bad manga: "it falls out of the fail tree and hits every offensive branch on the way down".
Riffing on my old 'jelly sound' idea:
Jelly - a lighter version, removing the 'sound' shudder factor.
Sound - keeps the shudder factor for those in the know; for those who don't, it's kind of like I'm calling someone noise, as in fuck that noise, or something?
Jelly dong - may seem like I'm saying their dong is made of jelly, when in fact I am comparing them to the cheap-and-nasty sex toys marketed, literally, as 'jelly dongs'.
Novelty dong - cheap-and-nasty sex toys that aren't made of high-quality body-safe materials often have to market themselves as 'novelty only'/'novelty items'. That way they can't be held accountable if you get all messed up from using them.
Stag date - implies he either a. couldn't get a date, hence 'going stag', or b. acts like he's on a stag night when he's on a date. Only marginally related to the above items, because novelty products sold at sex shops are almost always marketed at stag/hen night planners.
Fifty shades of jelly dong - sudden inspiration based on all of the above.
Phthalate - something you don't want in your groin.
"Half the spine of a cooked jellyfish" is a good one.
“Are you fucking shitting my goddamn nuts right now”
One from Cracked: "go surf a tidal wave of dicks".
Best heard in a terrified british accent - "Oh, shitting down my thighs! Shitting down my neck!!"
(YouTube gaming can be a good source for inventive cursing sometimes, especially the older stuff XD)
Me @ own brain: You can suck an entire assorted selection of dildoes!
I can’t believe I’ve never bothered to look at this thread before! Here, have some Seth-isms. They are plentiful and horrible.
“He doesn’t have the sense gifted to a broken dildo.” (About someone who went back to the same cheating girlfriend twice)
“Climb a wall of dicks with your mouth.”
“I will shit in your fridge.”
“Dumbass nothing. You are the dumbest ass. King of the idiots, champion of morons everywhere.”
“Toby (extremely stupid dog who had died the day before) only has one fewer living brain cells today than he had yesterday.”
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