just creachin the best we can

Or...

an OGRE

reimagining my entire client base as variations on that theme is easier than expected, hmm

We might be onto something here

 

So I'm fighting a cold and just realized today that the reason the decongestant I'd been taking is doing fuck all for me is because the fucking meth labs are so thick in this fine state that all the cold meds with actual pseudoephedrine in them are behind the pharmacy counter

Kit is an hero and got me the high security cold meds, but I can't take anymore until later tonight

Cue me finally getting my shit together enough to actually make myself a cup of extra strong peppermint tea and

You guys

Hot mint tea is so good right now
I'm having a religious experience over this tea

 

Sudden thought I just had

Triple A is one way of referring to people who are ace, aro, and agender

And that made me think of the AAA car ad except:

Triple A: we won't pick you up

Queer puns are best puns, fite me

 

F U C K

I AM DYING AT THAT I HOPE UR HAPPY

 

XD very, thank

 

My wife, just now, musingly: the concept of "yeet" improved my ability to throw things. Like, yeet actually improved my gross motor skills

Me: and watered your crops...

Em: cured your plague!

Kit: and moisturized my skin.

#yeet @asynch @paladinkit

 

Em, knitting xir bowtie: this will be decently dapper

Sudden idea for a Burlesque show: indecently dapper :3c

 

Wheeen your head's in such pain
That it scrambles your brain
That's a migraaaaaine~

Bright side, it's that weird kind of pain that's kind of entertaining, in that special I'm having shorts in the conduits I use for perceiving reality sort of way
My brain is composing SYMPHONIES OF PAIN and it makes the light from the window kinda pretty and the airflow faintly colorful

Synesthesia migraines: a shitty consolation prize that is nevertheless enrichment for an ADHD and overworked minor bureaucracy whisperer

 

Witnessed for the migraine but winner for the entertainment?

 

Basically my response too lol

 

(the verb is fuck)

 

that’s the most valid thing i have ever heard

 

NICE.

 

I love your title change btw

 

So i forgot what the hair clippy things that kids play with like alligators are called and referred to it as "hair teeth"

And I think I traumatized Kit a little >_>

 

pic?

 

THESE motherfuckers right here! Hair teeth!

 

YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T USE THAT PHRASE ANY MORE

 

Oh thank god, so I’m not the only one who played with those constantly as a kid!

 

Oh definitely not, they were kids' toys more than they were used in hair in my house, I'll bet