just creachin the best we can

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Anomal(eee), Jun 14, 2019.

  1. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Or...

    an OGRE

    reimagining my entire client base as variations on that theme is easier than expected, hmm

    We might be onto something here
     
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  2. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    So I'm fighting a cold and just realized today that the reason the decongestant I'd been taking is doing fuck all for me is because the fucking meth labs are so thick in this fine state that all the cold meds with actual pseudoephedrine in them are behind the pharmacy counter

    Kit is an hero and got me the high security cold meds, but I can't take anymore until later tonight

    Cue me finally getting my shit together enough to actually make myself a cup of extra strong peppermint tea and

    You guys

    Hot mint tea is so good right now
    I'm having a religious experience over this tea
     
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  3. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Sudden thought I just had

    Triple A is one way of referring to people who are ace, aro, and agender

    And that made me think of the AAA car ad except:

    Triple A: we won't pick you up

    Queer puns are best puns, fite me
     
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  4. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    F U C K

    I AM DYING AT THAT I HOPE UR HAPPY
     
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  5. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    XD very, thank
     
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  6. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    My wife, just now, musingly: the concept of "yeet" improved my ability to throw things. Like, yeet actually improved my gross motor skills

    Me: and watered your crops...

    Em: cured your plague!

    Kit: and moisturized my skin.

    #yeet @asynch @paladinkit
     
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  7. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Em, knitting xir bowtie: this will be decently dapper

    Sudden idea for a Burlesque show: indecently dapper :3c
     
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  8. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Wheeen your head's in such pain
    That it scrambles your brain
    That's a migraaaaaine~

    Bright side, it's that weird kind of pain that's kind of entertaining, in that special I'm having shorts in the conduits I use for perceiving reality sort of way
    My brain is composing SYMPHONIES OF PAIN and it makes the light from the window kinda pretty and the airflow faintly colorful

    Synesthesia migraines: a shitty consolation prize that is nevertheless enrichment for an ADHD and overworked minor bureaucracy whisperer
     
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  9. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Witnessed for the migraine but winner for the entertainment?
     
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  10. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Basically my response too lol
     
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  11. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin



    (the verb is fuck)
     
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  12. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    that’s the most valid thing i have ever heard
     
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  13. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

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    NICE.
     
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  14. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I love your title change btw
     
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  15. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    So i forgot what the hair clippy things that kids play with like alligators are called and referred to it as "hair teeth"

    And I think I traumatized Kit a little >_>
     
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  16. bushwah

    bushwah a known rule consequentialist

    pic?
     
  17. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

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    THESE motherfuckers right here! Hair teeth!
     
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  18. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T USE THAT PHRASE ANY MORE
     
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  19. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Oh thank god, so I’m not the only one who played with those constantly as a kid!
     
  20. Anomal(eee)

    Anomal(eee) Grumblepunk Gremlin

    Oh definitely not, they were kids' toys more than they were used in hair in my house, I'll bet
     
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