Fic quotes for the soul

PotteryWalrus · Dec 13, 2019 at 1:27 PM

From the Terraqua space AU my friend is writing (quoted with permission) - "A weak-hearted man cannot choose his fate, but only his master."

TheSeer · Dec 13, 2019 at 11:35 PM

Baz has stopped glaring at Penelope and started glaring at me. “What on earth are you drinking, Snow?”
"A Unicorn Frappuccino.”
He frowns. “Why’s it called that—does it taste like lavender?”
“It tastes like strawberry Dip Dab,” I say.
Penny’s grimacing at Baz. “For heaven’s snakes, Basil, I can’t believe you know what unicorns taste like.”
“Shut up, Bunce, it was sustainably farmed.”
“Unicorns can talk!”
“They’re only capable of small talk; it’s not like eating a dolphin.”
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(Technically off-topic, since this book is for legal purposes original fiction, but if you imagine this as Harry, Draco, and Hermione you'll have the gist of it. Also this banter gave me life, watered my crops, and burned down my house. I had to post it somewhere.)

BaseDeltaZero · Dec 15, 2019 at 6:13 PM

From That Warhammer Quest I've been posting in Out of Context Quotes which really belongs here, I think.

"Okay," he says. "Mihnea in Mikalsdorf doesn't actually know any magic, he just uses rings and sceptres. Ioana in Waldenhof never learned how to control bats, she just calls them before a battle and hopes it convinces the enemy not to try anything in the air. And Gabriella died back in '62, and a mortal pretended to be her for years."

"Do you think I'll show you mercy for information?"

He snorts. "Of course not. I just hate them. Tell everyone about Gabriella, that would really eat at them."
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 15, 2019 at 7:57 PM

You've walked past the Ulthuan Embassy a time or two in the past. Built for Teclis, Yrtle and Finreir to call home during the Great War Against Chaos, it was built in an attempt to ape the style of Lothern by architects that had never been further than Marienburg, which so amused and delighted Teclis that he wove sorcery into it that has resisted the attempts of every Ulthuani ambassador since to tear it down.
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 15, 2019 at 8:05 PM

"Good." He prods one of the fangs of the skull, then passes it back to you. "Great, in fact. The Empire has not been the most consistent source of assistance, but you get no ore from a shaft you never dig. Okay. Now..."

"The Burning Shadows thing?"

"Yes, the Burning Shadows thing!" You've heard King Belegar angry, but you've never heard him bewildered. "You can weaponize a mountain?!"

"Not on a whim, but yes, with time and equipment-"

"Why am I just hearing about this now?!" He smacks the paper with the back of his hand. "Why was that not how you introduced yourself back in Averland?! 'I'm Mathilde Weber, I can kill things with mountains'."
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BaseDeltaZero · Dec 15, 2019 at 8:16 PM

"Lord Magister Melkoth, who somehow altered the nature of time itself to make his age impossible to calculate because he got sick of birthday parties as he approached an age in the triple digits"
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Jean · Dec 19, 2019 at 6:06 PM

"[...]Besides, time travel we know is real; multidisciplinary studies is just implausible."
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ChelG · Dec 21, 2019 at 7:27 PM

Police officer has just found three five-year-olds driving a cop car for reasons which make sense in context.

“Um...we’re...we were just-”

“Out for a Sunday drive.” The one in green. “Something wrong with that?”

There were a good many things she could and maybe should have replied with, but “it’s Tuesday” was all that came out.
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jacktrash · Dec 22, 2019 at 5:48 PM

“I assume that by writing ELF????, circling it twice and drawing an arrow linking it to TELEFUCKPORTATION you meant that the elf can do it too,” Mustang says, delicately turning a page in Ed’s notebook.

goldenflowertea · Dec 22, 2019 at 6:35 PM

ChelG said: ↑

“Well ye know ‘ow durin’ the Sacramen’ ye drin’ wine an’ call et the blood o’ Jesus?”

“Yes?”

“Is et really ‘is Blood?”

“Once it touches your lips it changes from wine to His Blood, yes.”

Ragetti paused for a moment, looking down at the ground.

“Does tha’ mean tha’ Jesus was drunk all the toime, fatha?” he asked suddenly.
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PLEASE link me to this fic

ChelG · Dec 22, 2019 at 6:56 PM

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3796064/1/Questions

Deresto · Dec 22, 2019 at 8:51 PM

ChelG said: ↑

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3796064/1/Questions
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V e r y G o o d

ChelG · Dec 27, 2019 at 5:06 PM

“So...you stole from the petting zoo?”

“Stole makes it sound like...I dunno…”

“Stealing?”

“I mean...yeah.”
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ChelG · Dec 27, 2019 at 8:07 PM

“Well, it’s not wrong exactly, it’s just…things are getting pretty serious, aren’t they? Between us, I mean?”

“Well…I did have to split a queen size bed because you didn’t want to try the Get-U-Up…”
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goldenflowertea · Dec 27, 2019 at 9:43 PM

"You do know that beauty and vanity and hair are all unnecessary distractions from a deeper truth, right?"
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prismaticvoid · Jan 7, 2020 at 2:19 AM

jacktrash said: ↑

“I assume that by writing ELF????, circling it twice and drawing an arrow linking it to TELEFUCKPORTATION you meant that the elf can do it too,” Mustang says, delicately turning a page in Ed’s notebook.
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Please, link, I need it

vuatson · Jan 7, 2020 at 7:09 AM

prismaticvoid said: ↑

Please, link, I need it
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snipers solve 99% of all problems by silentwalrus. it’s so good

ChelG · Jan 7, 2020 at 9:53 PM

Six-word Homestuck stories:

You can always die two times.

(Unless you're Sollux: then it's three.)
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When you expect trauma, it's funny.
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The horseshitometer: lopsided in your favor!
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VJ Wocky · Jan 9, 2020 at 6:38 PM

bits of Kisame and Itachi dialog:

"That was kinda cold don't you think?"
"Hn?"
"You know I hate when you do that Itachi. Use your words. That's how people communicate and you're a people."
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"This better not be about that fucking artshow. Kisame, I swear to Kami I'm not having this argument again. It's not art! He blows shit up, what is there to see?"
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VJ Wocky · Jan 9, 2020 at 7:03 PM

"The thing neither of us predicted is the very thing none of us can, you. An explosive sealing array on a kunai? Who does that, you little maniac."
"Seemed like a good idea at the time. " Naruto said with a shrug.
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Fic quotes for the soul

PotteryWalrus halfway hideous and halfway sweet

TheSeer 37 Bright Visionary Crushes The Doubtful

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

Jean Let’s stop procrastinating -- tomorrow!

ChelG Well-Known Member

jacktrash spherical sockbox

goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

ChelG Well-Known Member

Deresto Wumbologist

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goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

vuatson [delurks]

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VJ Wocky 36 Somnolent Void Seeks Perfection in Dissonance

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