From the Terraqua space AU my friend is writing (quoted with permission) - "A weak-hearted man cannot choose his fate, but only his master."
(Technically off-topic, since this book is for legal purposes original fiction, but if you imagine this as Harry, Draco, and Hermione you'll have the gist of it. Also this banter gave me life, watered my crops, and burned down my house. I had to post it somewhere.)
From That Warhammer Quest I've been posting in Out of Context Quotes which really belongs here, I think.
Police officer has just found three five-year-olds driving a cop car for reasons which make sense in context.
“I assume that by writing ELF????, circling it twice and drawing an arrow linking it to TELEFUCKPORTATION you meant that the elf can do it too,” Mustang says, delicately turning a page in Ed’s notebook.
