Beldaran
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Beldaran

70% abuse and 30% ramen, Female

Hello world! Sep 9, 2023

    1. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Hahaha what are personal boundaries sTOP TOUCHING ME PLZ AND THANK.
    2. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Finally done editing that dashcon post. PRO TIP: DON'T ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE POST THREAD BUTTON. I am the internet guru, master of tubes.
      1. Fish butt likes this.
    3. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Haaa, yesss, I have exactly double the number of likes as I have posts. 391 to 782. This math pleases something in my math addled brain.
    4. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      I am unwell today, unsettled and unhappy in my soul.
    5. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @Mendacity HELL YEAH! What's your recipe? You should make a thread.
    6. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      1. Wiwaxia likes this.
    7. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Where in THE FUCK did my fish tank's filter go??? What a stupid thing to go missing I will burn the world down I swear to Christ.
    8. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @Lib and yet here I am, drinking bitter, burned tea because wasting the leaves hurts me in my soul. :c
    9. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Nooo, I burned my tea. Why does white tea have to be so fuckin' delicate?
    10. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      HOUSE CENTIPEDE! ABANDON SHIP! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! D:
    11. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      The gay is strong in the new season of Hannibal. Thirsty Scarf Guy is my new favorite. X3
    12. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      My husband is baking cookies. :d
    13. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Well, the thing is, it's 4 kids and the oldest isn't even in kindergarten yet. Last Christmas the bb was still breast feeding. All too smol.
    14. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Brother-in-law has informed us of an upcoming FORTH baby. Can't stop, won't stop apparently.
    15. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      oH MY GOD?! An old friend of my mom just sent me a bunch of baby pictures of me! I don't have ANY baby pictures! IM CRY!!! :'D
    16. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      2/2 any lingering alcohol and bad ick stuff making you nauseous.
      1. Void likes this.
    17. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Salt, protein, and bread all help. Salt is necessary for re-hydration, protein helps your system get back up and running, and bread absorbs
    18. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @ZeroEsper It depends. You could be sick the entire next day like me. I suggest a Bacon Sandwich of Regret. Helps the stomach and the soul.
      1. kmoss and Void like this.
    19. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      Argh, I'm editing this paper and its fucking conclusions are so wrong and bigoted ugh ugh ugh. Last time I take a job from this person.
    20. Beldaran
      Beldaran
      @Elaienar the spider supervises the bees that do math so that you don't have to. it just needed to step out for a little break.
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  • About

    Gender (optional):
    Female
    Home Page:
    http://beldaran.tumblr.com/
    Occupation:
    Resident Queer Feminist Theologian
    Question: Should you fight me?

    "why. why would you even. you monster.
    (I mean even if you tried, you'd probably get served, but really. why. Beldaran is literally the sweetest)" ~Wiwaxia

    "if you fight beldaran you had better at least be wearing a tuxedo cause that motherfucker will outclass you in a thong bikini" ~Vast Derp

    Pastrysona: Anman (bread filled with red bean paste)

    Collection of really nice things people have said about me so that I can look back on them and smile:

    "whenever you post in a messy thread my immediate reaction is always 'oh thank god, Beldaran's here.' :) " ~Wiwaxia

    Seebs: I still tend to think of you as "one of the sane people who didn't go through all that much", which is ludicrous.

    Beldaran: I'm rather happy to be thought of as "one of the sane people" considering. I mean, I really ought to have more wrong with me it seems.

    Seebs: I have about one available explanation, which is "miraculous healing". I am vaguely superstitious about saying so after reading a story once where it stopped working if you told people, but I am pretty sure it is in fact safe: You are one of the more obvious paths through which love enters our world, and I think that tends to be a healing thing.

    "Beldaran is a badass, txt it" ~Lissiel

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