chthonicfatigue

*swallowing a half ton of supplements* surprised I don't bloody well rattle when I walk

will f.lux stop with popups telling me what time i will be waking up, it's incredibly irritating & my patience is roughly 5 microns anyway

Fuck me I think I'm having a mid life crisis, I'm thinking of buying leather trousers

Whoever decided tickling was a fun and whimsical thing to do to your partner has my cordial invitation to go deep-throat a cactus

Yep, this is the best time to get the urge to garden, when it's PISSING DOWN RAIN

I feel like my relationship is collapsing and I can't muster the energy to really care

tfw you forget the word moisturiser and call it 'face conditioner'

*changes custom title and immediately get in A Discussion* just shoot me

@TheMockingCrows congrats!

@Beldaran happy birthday! Sorry if I'm a bit late :/

It took me half an hour to eat one slice of pizza and some water #ActuallyASim

@Codeless witnessed. Spent a year and a half avoiding caffeine on an elimination diet, misery.

Today is a coffee and painkillers day

the biofuel tank on this meat vehicle is constantly depleting and I wish to complain to the manufacturer

why does my cats food smell so good. lamb casserole in succulent gravy? sign me the fuck up

This is a bad time

Quick cardamom chai and kitty cuddles before tackling the dishes

First snow of the season has officially Fucked our satellite reception

Feeling the H part of ADHD today

Happy New Year! Lang may yer lum reek!