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    And there you go. The stars have spoken.

    And there you go. The stars have spoken.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    PISCES: There are established rules about safety. Know which ones are there just so some asshole...

    PISCES: There are established rules about safety. Know which ones are there just so some asshole can't sue you.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    AQUARIUS: It's not betrayal if you never liked them in the first place. Then it's just patience.

    AQUARIUS: It's not betrayal if you never liked them in the first place. Then it's just patience.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    CAPRICORN: Leave the problems of others to them. No need to get involved. Well, maybe you can...

    CAPRICORN: Leave the problems of others to them. No need to get involved. Well, maybe you can throw small objects at them as long as they don’t...
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    SAGITTARIUS: Make money at home! Become a counterfeiter!

    SAGITTARIUS: Make money at home! Become a counterfeiter!
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    SCORPIO: Any problem that can be solved with a nap is a good problem. Get lots of those.

    SCORPIO: Any problem that can be solved with a nap is a good problem. Get lots of those.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    LIBRA: Make your heart too big to break.

    LIBRA: Make your heart too big to break.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    VIRGO: If you want something done right, do it with 200 friends and homemade Faraday cages.

    VIRGO: If you want something done right, do it with 200 friends and homemade Faraday cages.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    LEO: Know how expensive a hammer to the temple can be. Know when this will benefit you.

    LEO: Know how expensive a hammer to the temple can be. Know when this will benefit you.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    CANCER: Oppression breeds resistance. Even a worm will become a large scale arms dealer when you...

    CANCER: Oppression breeds resistance. Even a worm will become a large scale arms dealer when you fuck over their book club enough.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    GEMINI: Some things simply must be done. Some things must simply be done armed.

    GEMINI: Some things simply must be done. Some things must simply be done armed.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    TAURUS: Losing weight is not a purpose. Stealing weight, now there’s a fun idea.

    TAURUS: Losing weight is not a purpose. Stealing weight, now there’s a fun idea.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    ARIES: Your aggression is useful but is only effective when shepherded well. You are the humble...

    ARIES: Your aggression is useful but is only effective when shepherded well. You are the humble guide to a flock of rage sheep.
    Profile Post Comment by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    It's that time, folks. Communion with the stars before things start exploding. Happy 4th and...

    It's that time, folks. Communion with the stars before things start exploding. Happy 4th and look out below for horoscopes.
    Status Update by Jove, Jul 4, 2019
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    Proper tinfoil hats require a grounding wire to carry the bad signals away to prevent contact....

    Proper tinfoil hats require a grounding wire to carry the bad signals away to prevent contact. Otherwise, it just attracts ravens.
    Status Update by Jove, Jul 3, 2019
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