Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

I was in a play tonight! And it went well! And I got compliments! And flowers!

And tomorrow I do it again and then twice more next week!

 

Not to keep litigating this, but I would also note that that time frame is even more ludicrous than it sounds, because the gestation period for an Asian elephant is 22 months. They take 10-15 years to reach maturity. There's a reason geneticists do as much of their work as possible with fruit flies and mice!

 

I'm love eg. Why eg so expensive Y_Y

I know so many people with illegal backyard chicken operations, now. They took the eggs away from the common man and made it a luxury, so the common man said, "fuck it, I'll make my own".

 

If you could eat a tide pod, would you? Is it the color, or the consistency? Maybe the satisfying pop of it?

I'd eat a tide pod for the same reason I'd eat one of those bug things in emperor's new groove. There's a satisfaction to it.

 

They look like classy gushers

 

There actually used to be candy like that when I was a kid, and I'm sad they were the one novelty candy that really seems to have died out