Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

I was in a play tonight! And it went well! And I got compliments! And flowers!

And tomorrow I do it again and then twice more next week!

 

Not to keep litigating this, but I would also note that that time frame is even more ludicrous than it sounds, because the gestation period for an Asian elephant is 22 months. They take 10-15 years to reach maturity. There's a reason geneticists do as much of their work as possible with fruit flies and mice!

 

I'm love eg. Why eg so expensive Y_Y

I know so many people with illegal backyard chicken operations, now. They took the eggs away from the common man and made it a luxury, so the common man said, "fuck it, I'll make my own".

 

If you could eat a tide pod, would you? Is it the color, or the consistency? Maybe the satisfying pop of it?

I'd eat a tide pod for the same reason I'd eat one of those bug things in emperor's new groove. There's a satisfaction to it.

 

They look like classy gushers

 

There actually used to be candy like that when I was a kid, and I'm sad they were the one novelty candy that really seems to have died out

 

Popping boba, But Giant

 

the floral/herbal gusher flavors the world didn't know it needed!

I actually have encountered floral-flavored popping boba, but only in sakura and rose, neither of which I especially like. when they start making them in jasmine and violet it'll be all over for us assholes

 

I seen lavender ones, yuck

 

See, I like lavender a lot but I also recognize that it is very easy to over-concentrate it to the extent that it gets gross and soapy. which is to say I'm intrigued to learn that this exists but don't particularly trust it to actually taste good

 

Now i'm imaging Violet flavoured ones and...


Ngl, oolong Milk tea + Violet boba Sounds Like it would be extremely my jam

 

Learned about a new animal today called the viscacha. They're related to chinchillas and look like rabbits with curly tails! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscacha

 

Oh yeah, we got those in the area around my hometown! Very elusive critters, actually!