Comments on Profile Post by Jove

  1. Verily
    Verily
    Sign me the fuck up, I have a good feeling about this smiling darkness. It offered me an online degree.
    May 18, 2018
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  2. Verily
    Verily
    May 18, 2018
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  3. Jove
    Jove
    Come, then. Come to that great tunnel in the mall that they let you go in and scream for a while. A school adviser will find you. They’ll always find you.
    May 18, 2018
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  4. Verily
    Verily
    Excellent, maybe I can stop at the H&M on the way. And perhaps the Carsons if they're still doing the going out of business sale instead of just being out of business. I'll get my screaming in, and then I have a few questions I really ought to run past an adviser anyway. Very convenient.
    May 18, 2018
  5. Jove
    Jove
    The smiling darkness does not judge. After all, wouldn’t you enjoy a degree in Knowledge You’ll Never Unlearn and Please Stop Smiling, It’s Seriously Unnerving How Many Teeth You Have?
    May 18, 2018
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  6. Verily
    Verily
    Do you think I'll be able to pick up Please Stop Smiling, It's Seriously Unnerving How Many Teeth You Have as a minor? I don't want to overcommit myself and I think my prospects are best if I focus the bulk of my energy on Knowledge You'll Never Unlearn.
    May 18, 2018
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  7. Jove
    Jove
    Certainly. Unlearnable Knowledge will take you through ungodly realms where unspeakable things will happen. Things that will make you never want to stop smiling. For a minor in the other, you’ll just have to worry about the sinkholes full of voices chanting “into the Void, out of the Void”. So. You know. Perfect for a minor.
    May 18, 2018
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  8. Verily
    Verily
    Fantastic! I gotta say, I’m very impressed with the smiling darkness’ academic offerings. It really speaks to what a student is looking for in this day and age. I’m not sure I remember what that is. Maybe it’s in the Void.
    May 18, 2018
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