Comments on Profile Post by Jove

  1. Jove
    Jove
    ARIES: Your aggression is useful but is only effective when shepherded well. You are the humble guide to a flock of rage sheep.
    Jul 4, 2019
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    Jove
    TAURUS: Losing weight is not a purpose. Stealing weight, now there’s a fun idea.
    Jul 4, 2019
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    Jove
    GEMINI: Some things simply must be done. Some things must simply be done armed.
    Jul 4, 2019
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    Jove
    CANCER: Oppression breeds resistance. Even a worm will become a large scale arms dealer when you fuck over their book club enough.
    Jul 4, 2019
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    Jove
    LEO: Know how expensive a hammer to the temple can be. Know when this will benefit you.
    Jul 4, 2019
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    Jove
    VIRGO: If you want something done right, do it with 200 friends and homemade Faraday cages.
    Jul 4, 2019
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    Jove
    LIBRA: Make your heart too big to break.
    Jul 4, 2019
  8. Jove
    Jove
    SCORPIO: Any problem that can be solved with a nap is a good problem. Get lots of those.
    Jul 4, 2019
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  9. Jove
    Jove
    SAGITTARIUS: Make money at home! Become a counterfeiter!
    Jul 4, 2019
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  10. Jove
    Jove
    CAPRICORN: Leave the problems of others to them. No need to get involved. Well, maybe you can throw small objects at them as long as they don’t see you.
    Jul 4, 2019
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    Jove
    AQUARIUS: It's not betrayal if you never liked them in the first place. Then it's just patience.
    Jul 4, 2019
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  12. Jove
    Jove
    PISCES: There are established rules about safety. Know which ones are there just so some asshole can't sue you.
    Jul 4, 2019
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  13. Jove
    Jove
    And there you go. The stars have spoken.
    Jul 4, 2019
    Jean, Everett, Nobody's Home and 3 others like this.
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