GEMINI: The timid, hungry things that feed off of your dead strands of hair are worried about you. They don't think you are in danger or anything,...
TAURUS: The sun rises slower than usual today. Take your time. The light will be soft for a little longer.
AERIS: Remember that milestones are just markers of distance, not of failures or successes. Besides, if the cops ain't around, you can just move...
I have been communing with the stars. Prepare, horoscopes are coming. Look below in the comments. You know what you've done.
And here I am again, your forum Queen of Scream, with a live demo from last night's gig (with decent recording equipment). "Just Drive".
Expose the secret colors of the universe with one weird trick discovered by a graphic designer. But first, he needs to see we mean business.
If hearing our collective voice issuing from your friends' mouths didn't convince you to try our diet pills, we're not sure what else to do.
"Let's get real for a moment," you say, our forms becoming concrete, everything around us now flickering and pale.
I let the local Cutest 3 Year Old at the longhouse braide my hair. She did super good. [spoiler]
> "...that calendar is a dick joke gone too far..." > "That's Pan." > "Pan: A Dick Joke Gone Too Far." > "...did you just..."
> "You hate Lés Miserablé, right?" > "'We must be brief' and then 40 pages of the Battle of Waterloo, you tell me."
I swear I'm gonna slap the next person who says Sex At Dawn is ~scientifically sound~. ETA: That's including you, too, Dan Savage.
@tickingnectarine Windows 95 has a flying toaster screensaver. (And also my status updates are satirical fiction, save for the one or two that...
The sky falls dark. After a 21-year journey, the Windows 95 flying toasters are back. And they're hungry.
Omfg the puffy pasties are killing me so is autocorrect.
WIP because it needs to be recorded with better sound equipment and also I don't speak German, so my pronunciations are off in a lot of places,...
OH, and here's a very rough draft for something, or at least a concept I had in my head. Especially inspired by @keltka and @thegrimsqueaker....
I lied here a preview. Nothing that needs content warnings. [spoiler]
It'll be under a spoiler cut, but y'all best get ready for some visual spam tomorrow-- and there will be content warnings, because negl, there...
While spending five minutes trying to remember what you were talking about earlier, you have created at least one divergent reality.
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