There’s a perfectly logical explanation for the creaks and footsteps you hear at night. But you won’t like it.
Okay I looked through my notes, and what I used to do was get a large flat rock, and another, sturdy rock I could easily hold in my hand. Wrap...
If puzzles are your thing to calm down/need something to do, Bonza Jigsaw is really neat. Less like a traditional jigsaw, and more like...
let me do some digging through my old notes back when i had the same problem (no pestel or mortar), but I’ll have to do it when I get home.
All right, play it cool. Here come the bone cops. Wait— what do you mean you have undeclared bones?! We are so screwed.
Live singles in your area have reached critical mass.
Excellent! Quick info: We're a metalcore band called Bite the Bullet, and we'll all women. I'm lead vocals, Blaire is our rhythm guitar, Katie is...
Question: does music count? Because I have a (crappy) live recording of one of my bands newest songs that we’re still tightening up and now I...
Items sent through time must be quarantined. Once unhinged from the time stream, they can infect other objects with temporal non-locality.
AAAAAAHHHHHH MY BAND GOT A CHANCE TO NEGOTIATE A RECORD DEAL!!!!
I love this show. A friend introduced me to it going “watch this, it’s literally you when you’re not being the embodiment of Deadpool”. And it is...
Certainly. Unlearnable Knowledge will take you through ungodly realms where unspeakable things will happen. Things that will make you never want...
The smiling darkness does not judge. After all, wouldn’t you enjoy a degree in Knowledge You’ll Never Unlearn and Please Stop Smiling, It’s...
Come, then. Come to that great tunnel in the mall that they let you go in and scream for a while. A school adviser will find you. They’ll always...
Friend, I’m afraid you’re missing the entire point. The problem here IS NOT THE DISCOURAGE FEATURE here. That has been addressed. The problem is...
Stride purposefully into the smiling darkness today. Earn your online degree in just a few harrowing minutes.
TMW you seriously want to reach through the internet and smack some sense into someone. [IMG] [IMG]
In all seriousness, and as a PSA: a note that my status updates are satirical fiction, and in no way literal.
Came to mind because of another thread, but here’s an open letter to tumblr: Dear Tumblr, No, that is not in any way true Celtic tradition....
I agree about the candle magic— all of the above are good, obviously! But my slant of magic lends itself to fire being a very strong form to use...
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