A Pocketful of Good Things: April's Positive Vent Thread

carlin!! what the fuck!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!

that is so cute im gonna cry

 

LIES DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND BURBLES A LOT

L OO K!!!!!!!!

 

i still cannot believe i fucking high fived you during my ultrasound just cuz your hand was there. for some reason you like this weird boy who talks about being a goddamn meat puppet and a meat filled scarecrow who makes friends with the vultures and calls their dog a fucktrumpet

 

ME EITHER THAT WAS FUCKIN RIDICULOUS AND IM STILL GIGGLIN OVER IT

spoiler alert it's because that weird boy is ridiculous and hot and funny and Passionate About Shit and makes for quality snuggles and is a big fuckin sweetheart who does shit like carefully take off my glasses and put them in a safe place when i fall asleep with them on at your house <333

 

LOOK MAN DON'T ASK ME WHY I LIKE YOU UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR AN IMMEDIATE REENACTMENT OF THE '[TRIPS AND 5000 PICTURES GO FLYING OUT OF MY WALLET]' MEME,

 

i just don't want you to break themmmm that would be saddddddd

that ultrasound tech sounded like she was having fun while i just rambled about meat scarecrows and eating wax's rock collection or shoveling dirt in my facehole, or how it was finally confirmed that i had Actual Organs and Meat inside of me

ALSO LOOK I WONT LIE I AM HIGHLY AMUSED WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT THING ABOUT ME CUZ I AM A DORK :P

 

NEEEEEERRRRD <3

she really did omfg, doctor's appointments are 5000% better for all parties involved when they turn into a shitpost party halfway through

YOU ARE INDEED A DORK AND YOUR HAIR IS VERY SOFT AND YOU ARE EXTREMELY WARM, LOOK, LOO K,

 

THIS IS BOTH HIGHLY UNSETTLING AND BIG MOOD

 

what the FUCK IS THIS

 

THIS IS UNSETTLING TO AN EXTREMELY HIGH DEGREE

 

IT REALLY IS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

'IT'S OKAY... YOU CAN LOOK AT MY BUTT'

 

I AM RATTLED TO THE CORE

 

this song is already fantastic, and then my brain went 'hey but ellive tho' and owwwwwwwww, fuck

 

guess who has Bad Handwriting

 

you but i can read it anyways <3

 

<333

 

TFW U GET A REAL GOOD AND FUCKED UP IDEA FOR A FIC AND YOU WANNA YELL ABOUT IT BUT YOU DON'T WANNA SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE IN CASE YOU GET IT WRITTEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

YELL AT ME ABOUT THIS FIC PLEASE