A Pocketful of Good Things: April's Positive Vent Thread

thanks, anon valentine! C:

 

callout post for @Void: WORDREPLACES MY NAME INTO READER INSERTS FOR HIS OWN ENTERTAINMENT

 

LOOK DONT YOU WANNA FLIRT WITH AVOCADO MAN

 

'WALTER STRICKLANDER' IS MAKING ME BREAK OUT IN HIVES ALREADY I'M AFRAID TO BE FLIRTED WITH BY HIM

 

I"M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT

 

I FEEL LIKE I'M READING A LONGFORM DRIL TWEET

 

i'm dead and this thing fucking killed me

 

the safeword is 'wildcats'

 

fixed it for u

 

GOD DAMMIT DEAR

 

that's okay i accidentally killed myself with this fic

 

i'm so sorry you didn't even get to see me call strickler doctor walter stricklander 'daddy'

 

i feel cheated

 

me, mashing and layering my perseverations into a single lumbering unholy beast via meta comparisons and dumb roleswaps: we are all one interest... the Special Interest

 

me: lorien legacies is a blatant cash cow franchise that had some fucking terrible writing and played with my emotions for years, only to shit all over them and the themes and characters that meant so much to me in its monumentally crushing, disappointing, and poorly written ending

me:

me:

me: vibrates with excitement because i remembered the first book in the sequel series comes out in six and a half months

 

@Carnivore i just want you to know that your trollhunters contributions consistently make me laugh until i dry heave jesus christ

 

ROCK

 

YOU COME INTO MY THREAD,

 

things that are Good:

• stricklander's round chubby changeling face. his cheeks look so pinchable god dammit

• angor rot's ears are probably tiny dumb nubs that are asymmetrical on his head like an owl's. i say 'probably' because look i believe what i choose to believe

• nomura's little hoofs and flippy ears

• bular's bumper car kitten tail

• LOOK THIS SHOW IS FULL OF CUTE MONSTERS OKAY

 

Good post OP