All Aboard the Floating Dumpster: Trash Ships Ahoy

it's such a perfect scenario for such great abuse of power and fucked up dynamics (AND SIZE DIFFERENCE KINK), esp. yellow pearl w/ her fetish thigh highs. i love it so much.

 

Ah, Asset!Steve. Now I see what you're getting at. And yes, such delicious garbage :3 For interested parties, the fic in question is The Dioscuri, but I also found the ghost and the machine and the long game while looking so I'm adding those as well.

IME there are several categories of Hydra!Steve; always-already-Hydra!Steve (mirrorverse?), captured-and-made-into-Asset!Steve (often becomes 2x Winter Soldiers, or Hydra Steve vs. Buckycap) and technically-Hydra-because-Shield-was-corrupt!Steve (less aesthetic, more emotional turmoil :D).

 

has anyone played Assassin's Creed: Syndicate? because jacob/roth haunts me, i am so obsessed with this true Trash Ship but there simply isn't enough fanfic and i need more people down in this dumpster with me. it's awful and i love it.
and

Spoiler: spoilers for the game

i mean it's basically canon- jacob is definitely canonically bi and the developers like to tease "oh it may not have been ~0ne-sided~" and i'm just a mess about this guys

 

meanwhile I saw this:



and I was like

 

how are you gonna post those tags and not link the fic tho

 

It's from ao3tags.

 

aw damn XD
(but on a positive note, i've found a new blog to follow)

edit: just realized it had a source to the fic

 

Yep, sorry. But I maintain hope there's a beautiful probably homestuck fic out there with those tags...

 

From the EquAraHateAnon Thread. I was Inspired.

Please consider: SolAra caliguinous tag-team wrecking Equius.

 

HI SO I SAW CIVIL WAR

Spoiler: some adult/teen stuff in here be warned

The #1 trash thing that happened in my brain while watching was seeing Tony talking to Peter in his room set off so many 'oooh this would be a wonderfully fucked up trash ship' radars in my brain
i had other ship feels, but that was my main trash ship feel. good stuff

 

Not sure how trash the ship is, but Junkrat/Roadhog is A+ and I'm pretty happy with all the stuff the Overwatch fandom is putting out. More of these grody murdering assholes, stat.

 

Anyone here read any of Spider Gwen?

Spoiler: idk the level of spoilers, but

everyone please smooch evil matt murdock. please.

 

I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO

(I probably wouldn't enjoy it taken in a shippy way, just bc personal preferences, but wow that dynamic sure is concerning. STOP

Spoiler

BRINGING TEENS TO SUPERHERO FIGHTS)

 

I just realized I forgot my One True Trash Ship. How could I. Klaus/Dorian, in From Eroica With Love. Some good bits of their relationship here! The manga itself is often full of goofy Cold War shenanigans (it's ridiculous and hilarious), but the ship itself is A+ trash material.l

I keep going back and forth on whether this is enough deserve a cut and a content warning, so I'm erring on the side of caution here.

Spoiler: Homophobic violence

Klaus is not best pleased that Dorian is so obsessed with him - he is incredibly homophobic, and punched Dorian when he told Klaus he was in love with him. He goes on tirades about what a degenerate pervert Dorian is whenever they meet. Dorian doesn't treat Klaus nearly as badly, but he does sexually harass Klaus and has no compunctions about threatening him at knifepoint - or telling the KGB where Klaus is, on one memorable occasion. But they often end up working together, reluctantly at first, and they have some really great moments where they protect each other or trust one another to get an essential job done. The sweet fic is great, but I live for the delicious stories in which they are so bad for each other or they're in an awful situation together that they can't get out of. And the fandom has some real gems

 

*coughs and drops this article about how hydra!steve is now canon and runs away to sort their feelings*

http://www.theverge.com/2016/5/25/11769542/captain-america-marvel-comics-hydra-supervillain

#what the fuck #i don't know how to feel about this

 

i am opposed to this completely and I'm going to pretend like it's not happening

//plugs ears and pretends this is shitty fanfic

 

It is shitty fanfic, it's just published.

 

073/076 SCPcest!

 

I feel so bad for Captain America fans. You have my sympathies.

 

FUCKED-UP PEARLROSE IS MY FUCKIN' JAM. Which is weird because Pearl's attitude towards Rose hits incredibly close to home for me, and normally I can't handle ships that hit me like that...but godDAMN. I'm actually writing a fic about Pearl being specifically commissioned by Rose and all the creepy dubconny stuff and mind games that happen, but it's slow going.

Also, from another fandom: Damarrim. I'm pretty sure any ship involving Damara is a trash ship, because Garbage-chan belongs in the garbage can, but y'know. And DamSol, which...started out as a crack ship and now I ship it in a horrifying unhealthy quadrant-vacillating clusterfuck.