There’s a certain pairing that I don’t ship because gnnnnhhhhhhh but... The logical, horrible interpretation of these characters’ relationship? I honestly wish that there was fic of it. Like, good-quality fic, where it’s presented exactly for what it is. I can like awful things when they aren’t romanticized, but all the content that exists for this pairing portrays it as sweet and harmless, which...no. No, no, no. Only in an AU and even then it’s dicey. It’s fucked up. Write about it being fucked up if you’re going to write it you cowards!