All Aboard the Floating Dumpster: Trash Ships Ahoy

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I've found my home.

Man, I have so many trash ships. Currently, I've recently fallen into Dipper/Mabel (twincest, always a fave) and Bill/Dipper, because apparently I'm into Gravity Falls.

I found this Bill/Dipper fic that is like. Perfect Bill<3<Dipper and I just wanna scream.

Also someone several pages back mentioned Joan/Moriarty and. YEAH.

 

LINK PLS? :3C

 

so after hankcon im really into that trope thats like. straight-by-default married / divorced older man questioning his sexuality. it feels nice to truly experiment with queer headcanons and keep them canon-divergent (thats the way I like em ok) AND you can make it sweet (focus on love / self-acceptance), lewd (focus on thirst / sex scenes) or nasty (focus on predatory / mindfuck dynamics) in any proportion and honestly thats some power fantasy shit.

 

MY POINT IS lowkey bi vimes is definitive but what gets me going is temporarily straight vimes that feels Some Kind of Way about vetinari and vaguely suspects he's being played with and hinted at something but he doesn't get the hint unless it goes directly to his dick so hes just confused and horny the whole time

 

man all the Vimes/Vetinari and Sybil/Vimes/Vetinari talk reminds me of the time i made a galaxy brain meme after going on a V/V smut tear and seeing all the different ways fic writers handle the existence of Sybil and the canonical happy marriage:

 

@hyrax but do you have any fic recs

 

I'm wondering if there's a trashy

Spoiler: friendsim spoilers

scratch!Fozzer/Zebruh

ship to be had.

 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/4059058/chapters/9134770

I was sitting in bed watching them flirt this whole fix, just. Ugh. So good.

I have a Thing for powerful immortal fucks around with a puny human and then, oh no, they're cute.

 

Okay I spent all my shift at work thinking of a post scene to spock's fic (from wayyy earlier, sorry folks), where Cronus deals with the aftermath of that. mmmmmm. poor baby, so close to getting it, misses it by a mile

 

@knifecentipede ahhh i know there are some i can't find right now, but:
this is my favorite Sybil/Vimes/Vetinari fic, even if it stops short of an actual threesome, because i love the dynamic in play and i think the author nailed Vetinari, something not everyone can do.
and this one also doesn't get around to an actual threesome, but there's some good Vimes/Vetinari interspersed with references to Vimes/Sybil (and how on board Sybil is with the whole idea.)

and, on a weirder and more dubcon-y note, this fic is still unfinished but the main ship is Vimes/Vetinari/The Summoning Dark, which... was weird enough that i had to read it, and it turned out to be precisely my jam. (i've always liked way-too-literal inner demons in fiction, especially when those demons can't decide if they want to kill or kiss you.) definitely dubcon though, so if that's not your thing then probably skip it.

 

@hyrax thank you very much!! all this sounds so good,, ^-^

YEAH NO I LOVE IT

 

i just caught up with season 3 of Castlevania, and man, it is an absolute bounty of trash ships. canonical, surprisingly explicit trash ships. i love it so much.

Spoiler: Castlevania s3 spoilers

s2 set up the puppy play thing with Hector, but GOD i was not prepared for how hard s3 would go with it. "good boy" indeed, christ.

and that was definitely Alucard's first time, right? that's my headcanon anyway. just to make it even more messed up.

 

Friends and I have an AU where human!Bill is Ford's college professor, pulls him into an abusive relationship, and cucks him with human!Ratigan while also competing with Ratigan in the "how many rapes and murders can we get away with" stakes.

 

Spoiler: tw underage

I always thought that, near the beginning of Loamhedge, Skrodd's convo with Badredd, who is confirmed to be very young (probably thirteenish, it's hard to tell, definitely underage) comes across as very groom-y, though Skrodd dies before anything comes of it and Badredd's not smart enough to know he dodged a bullet. (Later on, I mean. Not realising while it's happening is kind of the point of the process.)

 

This isn't really a trash ship, but Horuss<>Latula occurred to me and it works weirdly well.

 

i am late to the Arcane party, but MAN Vander and Silco really do deliver everything I want out of ship, and in such a brief time. "I knew you still had it in you" BOYS PLEASE