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Anecdata: Autopilot error

Discussion in 'Braaaaiiiinnnns...' started by Elaienar, May 15, 2015.

  1. Mossflower

    Mossflower Active Member

    Yesterday I got up to take a shower. Instead I ended up stopping in the kitchen and getting a drink and then walking back to my room without even making it to the bathroom.
     
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  2. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    i was showing the substitute teacher where to find the drying cupboard room and instead lead her into the other downstairs art class.
     
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  3. Verily

    Verily invests her cash in stock in Cyber Disney

    I just spent quite a long time holding my toothbrush and waffling between three toiletry items. Aloe vera gel, Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion, and contact solution are all good at adding moisture to skin without provoking breakouts, for various definitions of moisture. None of them seem like a good toothpaste solution.
     
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    This morning I put milk and sugar in my tea and then tried to put the sugar bowl in the fridge. And just a few minutes ago I decided to make tea and did not realize until I took a sip of plain hot water that I had forgotten the tea bag.
     
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  5. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I was grinding coffee beans at work. Took a full second to realize that I had not put anything underneath the spout to catch the grinds. My solution? To stick my hand under the spout.
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    Things on the back of the sink:
    • Tap
    • Bottle of soap

    Guess which one I just tried to push to turn the water off.
     
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  7. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    My husband tried to put the wok in the fridge yesterday and was mystified for a bit as to why there was no space for it.
     
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  8. Elaienar

    Elaienar "sorta spooky"

    I'm not sure I can actually call this autopilot error, it's more like ... input failure.
     
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  9. Verily

    Verily invests her cash in stock in Cyber Disney

    In the right hand: my phone. In the left hand: half a can of soda and my earbuds.

    Caught myself gearing up to casually toss my phone into the nest of blankets on my bed, which I do always, but from the wrong hand. As in, I nearly showered my bed with a delightful soda/probably-dying-from-soda-exposure earbud mixture.
     
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  10. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Went to post a quote from myself in the no context quote threads. Tried to attribute to @kmoss and then couldn't remember their username. Asked them for their username on Discord so I could use it to attribute the quote i said to them.
     
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  11. kmoss

    kmoss Under Construction

  12. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    Putting a jar of whole grain mustard in the same cupboard, on the same shelf, as my jar of almond butter was a Mistake ;_;

    RIP, breakfast crackers.
     
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  13. Panda

    Panda Fuzzy critter

    This morning I was trying to get a can of energy drink from the fridge as well as feed the cats. From a can. So poor kitties almost got a bowl full of energy drink instead of wet food.

    Also carried around my 15 lb cat for a good ten minutes while I was doing chores around the house because of autopilot error.
     
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  14. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Winnest. Witnner
     
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  15. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    @Panda surprise workout! Kitty was just looking out for your health.
     
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  16. idiomie

    idiomie ;&

    Last night I got home from work, and I'd gone to bed before my boyfriend, and I guess I woke up somewhat when he got into bed with me and was convinced he was a customer (I work at mcdonald's). Apparently I kept asking him for his order and got frustrated when he was like "no, go back to bed."
     
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  17. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    My cats get a snack of dryfood in the morning, and wet food for dinner/their main meal. In a great autopilot error, I just fed them wetfood for breakfast
     
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  18. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    yesterday i was picking up my glass of water from my bedside table and i'd picked it up, but instead of holding it closer to me i, with my arm still stretched out, moved it like 7 centimeters to the left so it was over the (hardwood) floor and just. dropped it. it didn't break but it did roll under my bed. like. what was i thinking that would accomplish?? it was hilarious though
     
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  19. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I bet the cats didn't think that was an error at all.
     
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  20. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Of course not.
     
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