Animal Mafia: MAFIA WINS!

Well, when needs must, even the mighty must obey their needs.

It is thoroughly distasteful, though, and to be avoided by those who can. *pitying, sympathetic head shaking in the direction of cheetah*

 

My apologies for being a meat eater. However, us wolves will eat other things, on occasion according to google.

 

First French cheetahs, and now wolves on the Tumblrgeti? This is all very suspicious. :|

 

To my knowledge, wolves and cheetahs do not usually cohabit, so I can assure you that there was no collusion here. Although I must say, the climate here is extraordinary for so many different creatures to be able to live together.

 

Can ah be part of the meat-eater club? Ah sometimes eat lizards 'n shit. Rodents. That kinda thing.

For real though, who the heck even kills a lion? They're, like, big.

*does an ostrich dance*

(I would like to thank SpergLordGamecock for making me a literal bird.)

 

...
You could kick my face off, non?

 

As friend giraffe pointed out before you arrived, almost anyone, with a sufficiently high cliff.

 

*sniffs*
It was so terribly Rude

 

Semi-aquatic bros represent! /meter long jaws awwww yis dat crocodile grin

 

Random accusations could produce results, or we may simply become horribly suspicious of each other and get nothing done. I propose a scientific investigation, I believe that would be the most wise. We cannot let panic cloud our judgement. I have a magnifying glass that I use for reading, if that would help.

Our lion friend suspiciously fell off a cliff. Also, may I try some honey?

 

Oh man, that looks tasty ... Er, yeah, 'pparently there was a cliff or somethin'?

Sounds like a good idea. Ah'll leave the smart stuff to you, though. Not really my thing. Head, sand, all that jazz.

 

'Tis I, SCIENCE WOLF! Er, not really, but I'm sure I've read enough crime novels and watched enough episodes of NCIS to have some idea of how you do this whole crime investigation thing. I'm sure if we investigate the body, we will find some clues!

Thank you for the honey, it is quite delicious!

 

Will me peckin' at the body help with the science? (Also cheers for the honey, don't mind if I do!)

 

HOW DARE YOU CAST SUCH ASPERSIONS UPON ME. I AM A PEACEFUL AND RESPECTABLE GIRAFFE. 8|

 

Also, going to be out of the house tonight, so I'm going to vote to lynch ALL OF YOU TERRIBLE CARNIVORES. 8| MAKE THE WORLD SAFE FOR GIRAFFES!

Actual facts, I'm going to abstain on this one, I don't want to get in the way of whatever comes to light later, since I'm going to be out. :P

!NoLynch

 

*is tiger*

purrrrsonally, male lions have always been overrated. rather lazy creatures.

nevertheless, if someone is endangering the village, something must be done. perhaps investigating the clifftop for footprints or suspicious bits of fur?

 

*sniffs* I shall always renege.

! NoLynch