applecrimes

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by applechime, Dec 15, 2018.

  1. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    BITCH!!!!!!! its me. in fun bite-sized posts with greater freedom of formatting than profile messages
     
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  2. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    BINCH!!!! :shades:
     
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  3. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    oh shit rolling in two months later because i forgot i named my focking blogthread 'applecrimes' and accidentally incriminated myself forevermore and preemptively invalidated my own righteously indignant defense
    Screenshot_20190221-143526~2.png COLD C STARS IF U ARE READING THIS CHANGE ME BACK TO APPLECHANSEY U FIEND

    (also that's a lot of adverbs and almost-alliteration in that first paragraph)
     
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  4. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    oh also ive created a new OC and i am introducing him to the world by drawing him on any dry-erase board i have access to and leaving the picture there for people to ponder
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    no concrit please
     
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  5. Deresto

    Deresto What's your favorite Pokemon?

    I love chadley. He looks like he's ready for adventure
     
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  6. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    thank you he is a rowdy boy but he has a strong moral center
     
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  7. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    I love and support Chadley, in spite of your many crimes...
     
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  8. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    a couple more chadleys engaging in Activities
    IMG_20190224_104155.jpg this chadley is contemplating Sports

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    this chadley is winding up to throw a Base Ball
     
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  9. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Chadley...be the ball
     
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  10. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    wow all those Sports took a lot out of the little guy
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  11. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    him sleeby
     
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  12. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

     
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  13. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    chadley is shaped like a friend...i love him
     
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  14. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    IMG_20190228_153300.jpg it's your daily boy
     
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  15. Acey

    Acey same old sad soliloquy

    he’s here!!
     
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  16. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    He is triumphant!
     
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  17. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    realtalk i start to tear up a little if i think about pokemon for too long, or like specifically a society that's always had pokemon and pokemon are just Part Of Everyone's Lives

    like. I WANT INTELLIGENT MAGIC ANIMALS THAT LOVE YOU AND WANT TO HELP YOU AND COME IN HUNDREDS OF SHAPES AND SIZES AND PERSONALITIES...... I WANT TO LIVE IN A SOCIALIST WORLD WHERE NO ONE BOTHERS WITH CAPITALISM BECAUSE WEVE GOT POKEMON SO LIKE WHAT'S THE POINT????

    BIG STRONG animals that you can trust to be careful with children and smaller animals because they're POKEMON and they're INTELLIGENT and ENJOY HELPING!!! pokemon with JOBS that suit them perfectly!!! tasks that they find fulfilling!!! that satisfy their needs!!!!

    pokemon that fight fires!!! pokemon that work in construction!!! pokemon that provide therapy!!!! pokemon that teach and cook and compete in sports and babysit and protect and do whatever makes them happy

    and wild pokemon!! just chilling!!! sometimes a wild pokemon you come across multiple times will decide that it wants to be YOUR FRIEND, YOUR PARTNER, JUST BECAUSE IT LIKES THE CUT OF UR JIB

    YES obviously the world wouldn't have all its problems magically solved by pokemon but

    maybe i'm still depressed but maybe i also see a blissey every week and she's helping because she's made of happiness!!! maybe i'm still poor but the zigzagoon that follows me home sometimes keeps leaving cool treasures on my doorstep..... maybe there's still crime and corruption but it stays out of the highest levels of the System because of all the alakazams who will read ur mind and are too smart to be taken advantage of...... Put Alakazam In Charge

    I WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITH POKEMON!!!!!! STEVE WOULD BE A SHINY PURRLOIN LIKE THE BABY BASTARD HE IS
     
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  18. coldstars

    coldstars get Jazzy on it

    Apple c chime: a manifesto
     
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  19. paladinkit

    paladinkit brave little paladin

    I ask my wife regularly why I can't have a service Bulbasaur
     
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  20. applechime

    applechime "well, you know, a very — a very crunchy person."

    hes back
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    is he doing yoga??? :/a
     
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