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Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by Jasper, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

    And don´t waste my time.

     
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  2. Zuki

    Zuki Well-Known Member

    If a pirate and a ninja get in a fight, who wins?
     
  3. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

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    Are those some sort of earth animals?
     
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  4. Goth Polygon

    Goth Polygon Hail, Remembrancer

    Why are you so hot?
     
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  5. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

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    What? What does my temperature have to do with..oh. No you can´t try to mate with me stupid organic, fuck off.

    Peridot, why is the local wildlife attracted to me?
     
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  6. prismaticvoid

    prismaticvoid Too Too Abstract

    What was your favorite thing about Homeworld? and is there anything you like about this planet?
     
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  7. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

    That gems would stay in their place.
    As for this miserable backwater, I suppose your sun is nice.
     
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  8. Lapis Lazuli

    Lapis Lazuli Riptide Queen

    hey did you know you suck :V
     
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  9. yo its amethyst

    yo its amethyst punk rock and pepetualy stoned

    do they have weed on homeworld or is that just another thing u guys are missing out on

    like food

    why the fuc do you not eat ffs
     
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  10. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

    Haha, tell me another one, Brat.
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    Why don´t you come here so I can wring your little neck?
     
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  11. Faustite gemsona

    Faustite gemsona Homeworld gem, frontier information gatherer

    Are you ever going to report in? I've heard a lot of strange rumors about the last communication from 'Earth', the sort of rumors gems don't repeat if they know what's good for them.
     
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  12. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

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    What in diamonds name is weed?

    Are you stupid as well as overcooked? Why would we feed like organics, that´s disgusting.
     
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  13. Lapis Lazuli

    Lapis Lazuli Riptide Queen

    See I would be quaking in my boots if I had any.

    Besides you're kinda easy to trick so you're not all that scary good try tho
     
  14. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

    Sure I´ll report in, with the communicator I had shoved up my ass the entire time and didn´t think to use before Your Brilliance enlightened me.
    IF I COULD REPORT IN DO YOU THINK I WOULD STILL BE ON THIS GEMFORSAKEN ROCK!?
     
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  15. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

    Come on and try it you little pebble. I´ll enjoy grinding you into dust.
     
  16. Lapis Lazuli

    Lapis Lazuli Riptide Queen

    gasp. i'm scared. so scared.

    you got me jasper, i'm gonna lay down and let you do that

    lol
     
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  17. yo its amethyst

    yo its amethyst punk rock and pepetualy stoned

    okay so weed is marijuana and its thi earth plant and u smoke it and its aesome an all the cool kids r doin it GOSH

    also mayb e because eating is fun????????? and man why the fuck would i have a tongue if i couldnt like use it to taste shit

    besides talkng and makin out i guess but stillllllll
     
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  18. Faustite gemsona

    Faustite gemsona Homeworld gem, frontier information gatherer

    I'm sure I don't know what you would or wouldn't do. Those rumors I mentioned? Supposedly involved more... treason. At least one more gem has been influenced by that planet, and spoke back to a Diamond Herself. Maybe that's why you've gone incommunicado...?
     
  19. Jasper

    Jasper Done With This Planet

    In small words, for the very slow shardbrains among us: I. Can. Not. Reach. The. Diamonds.
     
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  20. Faustite gemsona

    Faustite gemsona Homeworld gem, frontier information gatherer

    You certainly are defensive, rushing directly to insults re: intelligence, when you're a quartz. Allow me to reciprocate pushing at your own flaws.

    Somehow the traitor had access to a communicator, but you didn't...? Does that mean a Peridot managed to overpower you?
     
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