Do I look like some recruit with dirt in her hair to you? The Peridot went missing before our ship crashed. I don´t know where or how she got a link to Homeworld. Run and tell your mistress that like a good little pearl. And have them send a ship, I´m tired of this infested backwater.
oh yeah peris been chillin ith us shes a nerd but like shes a COOL nerd and she has shapely ass like seiously jasper you are missing out
And so is @yo its amethyst! I have just discovered that you smoke weed, and I am very ashamed of you. That sets a very bad example for Steven, Amethyst. He looks up to us, you know!
yo p hes 14 its not like he doesnt kno what weed is im not smoking it around him anyawy?? its not like he has to KNOW im baked p much 24/7 which i am where dit u think the crocodile idea came from
I thought you just... liked crocodiles. And being ferocious. I didn't think you got that idea by, as the humans say, "blazing it." Though that probably explains why you never commit.
whoops i made it (Fun fact: 99% of the typos I make as Amethyst are actual typos that I don't bother to correct.)
Have you met someone named Stevonnie? I think they're a gem of some kind, they have this pink one on their stomach? They seem pretty nice.
