at least I didn't sink a port (ANBU Legacy fan thread)

so i wanted to scream about Legacy without clogging up the general nart nostalgia thread.
@Birdy @sirsparklepants i think you may be interested

 

BLESS this is a good thread and thank you for starting it

 

it’s only my most recent obsession!! do you wanna see some dumb “ANBU memes” birdy and I came up with?

 

POST EM

 

ANBU memes:

-“okay so on a scale of one to T&I how bad was it”

-calling random animals ninja hounds

-cockroach mask

-how many goats your teammates are worth

-our kage is hotter than your kage

-going places “the civilian way” (walking)

-everything relating to the green pig and shinobi bars in general

-“you can’t die on this mission you were gonna buy me ramen”

-Kushina facts (like chuck norris facts)

-*a mild inconvenience* “iwa is sabotaging us”

-fucking kiri

-did you die tho

-“I would rather *hyperbolically awful thing* than talk to kuroda”

-ANBU tat but on your dick

-*sagara voice* dismissed

-instead of “your mom” jokes, “your medic/lieutenant/captain” jokes

-*picks up random object* is this a kunai

-there’s a web of sketch (like the band has- only instead of focusing on the clarinet section, the center of the web is Ryouma)

-*purposely doing things really clumsily* do I have civilian passing privilege

-*picks up a kunai* is this a child

-one of the washing machines in the barracks has always been out of order, the rookies argue who’s fault it is (Iwa or Kiri)

-“i got up at 5am for training” “oh yeah? I got up at yesterday for training! I haven’t slept. in days. lmao.”

-theories about how Kakashi’s hair does that/what’s really behind the mask

-ginta‘s betting pool is a meme unto itself

-*raidou voice* boundaries

-everything is poison

- *gets a speck of dust on uniform* don’t tell morita

-team six is the hot team

-team six is also the team that all the weird shit happens to, apparently

-race you to Yondaime-sama’s ear, nose, etc, or any of the other hokage’s various body parts

-ANBU makes you gay/bi

-calling your teammates by their mask names or registration numbers in the cafeteria

-calling babs “genin-san” to see them get all proud and flustered

-references to the five rings trilogy

-*teammate does something mildly impressive* “wow it’s like you’re the next sannin”

-paperwork

-training in the forest of death

-answering questions with “not since the war/not since the Fox”

-translocating tiny distances just because you can (only when you don’t have anything to do, otherwise someone will yell at you for wasting chakra)

-“all ANBU like it rough”

-“sorry can’t hear you over the sound of all these dead babies”

-calling rookies dead babies

-missions to tea country always being a cakewalk

-this ones actually pretty much canon but: citing the shinobi rules as an excuse to do silly things, and making up new ones as needed

-Kakashi fainting

-make sure your partner isn’t a demon queen

-don’t get pregnant (@male team members)

-Genma had a pregnancy scare (around people who don’t know the mission)

-Ryouma killed Genma’s girlfriend

-“not as bad as drowning in demon guts”

-*does something stupid* “well at least I didn’t break a port”

-suggesting Kakashi be injected with morphine

-but did u get a bingo book kill

-Katsuko’s matcha tea sludge

-dogs taught Kakashi how to swim

-cross dressing

-Ryouma bitching about carrying things “still lighter than Kakashi”

 

Absolutely beautiful, all of them

 

:3 thanks!
I’m trying to come up with more lol

 

civilian passing privilege mad me lose my shit

 

hello naughty children it’s shitposting hour

Spoiler: Slight nsfw dialogue

team six is stretching before training starts.
Kakashi: Tousaki, what’s the dumbest non-lethal thing you’ve ever done?
Ryouma: Oh, this one time I was jacking off, you know, just fooling around, and I thought it’d be fun to use vapor rub in place of lube.
Kakashi’s one eyebrow shoots up, Raidou puts on his sternest captain face to hold back a laugh, Katsuko actually does laugh, and Genma makes a strangled noise in his throat.
Katsuko: OMG WHAT HAPPENED???
Ryouma: Kinda burned, for a while after I couldn’t- *catches Raidou’s eye* Well, anyway, what’s the dumbest thing you ever did, Kakashi?
Kakashi: From the look on taichou’s face, asking this question.
Katsuko, giggling into her knee as she stretches her hamstrings: When did you put this genius plan into action?
Ryouma: I’d say about a week ago.
Kakashi: So that’s why you were streaking to the showers. Mystery solved.
Raidou: Okay! Awkward bonding time is over, go run laps for the next hour.

 

openings and endings for anbu arcs (in the hypothetical anime that doesn't exist):
ANBU Trials:
opening - bulletproof heart by my chemical romance
ending - the valley by the oh hello's

Demon queen:
opening - bangarang by skrillex
ending - heir of grief from the homestuck soundtrack

Traitors:
opening - you're gonna go far, kid by the offspring
ending - forgive and forget by red vox

Kiri:
opening - the hanging tree from the hunger games soundtrack
ending - ballad of the cats by C418

Tanuki (pending mission/arc end):
opening - HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON'T by fall out boy
ending - potential verdancy from the homestuck soundtrack

 

how does everyone watching this thread feel about an extension of legacy........like a fanfic of sorts? it's rattling around in my hindbrain

 

*bangs fists on table* WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD

 

http://archiveofourown.org/works/13547094/chapters/31082052

lel enjoy

 

WHERE is the new thread

 

This is far and away the most autistic thing I've ever done

 

THE LEGACY AUTHORS LIKED MY FIC

PRAISE BE

 

@Birdy mentioned that Weak by AJR was a Ryouma song and like......can you have a crush on someone's voice? because the lead singer isn't the best singer but like.

"one kiss- bad for me, but I give in so easily" gives me chills, and i kind of hc this guy's lower register as ryouma's actual voice.

 

UPDAAAAAAAAATE

 

Sexual tension and metaphysics, two of my favorite things!

 

I'M SCREAMING ABOUT THE NEW THREAD

Spoiler

KAKASHI AND RYOUMA FUCKED AND IT WAS INCREDIBLE I LOVE IT