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Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    Mtg loremasters: so hey here's this piece of info so no one tries to be like "why don't human planeswalkers die because they leave their gut bacteria behind
    Mtg playerbase: Let's Talk About Vore
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

  3. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

  4. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    I am desperately trying to find the start of Snake Milk shitposting, but long story short there is a Cobra God from mtg's Fantasy Egypt
    and for some reason, the fandom has decided he needs milked, either of venom or-- and I directly quote a post on my dash last night-- "snummies (snake cummies)"
    this is not the origin, but it does about sum the whole thing up

    edit: ah, here we go
    it was indeed originally about venom, but....... fandom, shitposting, etc etc
     
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  5. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    [​IMG]
    Oh No
     
  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    that's not an OP af planeswalker for artifact decks at all, huh
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    him and the BaB tezz, is2g
    I am honest-to-god tempted to buy a box just for tezz, but....... Big Dolar......
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    ...holy shit I miss artifact decks and this is just. Lord.
     
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  9. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    y'know it's kinda sad
    I feel like sten would at least understand, if not know how to fix, "I was trained for something else entirely and am not suited for this new role that's been forced on me, I only barely know what I'm supposed to be doing but it's not like we have other options"
    but bc samahl responds to insecurity with flippancy ("oh, I don't know, I figured we'd go so far north we go 'round and come up behind the archdemon," anyone?) he just comes off as the worst sort of irresponsible, thoughtless Bas
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    he does probably have a proper sit-down with dagna ("proper": took her out for dinner with The Squad) and tried to make sure she'd really thought through abandoning her family tho
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    given The Squad is currently Shale (who doesn't eat), Morrigan and Zev (neither of whom are particularly attached to any family), this does probably not go quite the way samahl was hoping
     
  12. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    samahl is trying to be an adult one time and ruins it by being too close to two opposite poles of the 'fuck my life let's change everything' spectrum, incredible
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    Ro Bots.png
    QC providing more things I want but cannot buy
     
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  14. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    the real entertainment of a solasmancing Curiosity: inflicting every single awkward question about bodily function on him
    why is the meatsack doing this, solas
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    random horror thought: are there fluid-borne diseases that can be carried in sweat?
     
    Last edited: Apr 13, 2019
  16. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    Generally no because it doesn't provide an environment conducive to pathogens just because eccrine sweat has a bunch of acids. If you got something from sweat it's pretty much because of skin contact anyway. If you wanted to write one that would be fun tho - I'd think apocrine sweat would be a better carrier so you'd have to find a reason why someone was touching pit or groin sweat, but fun
     
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  17. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    not as far as I know because like sparkles said, the medium itself isn't great for it, but also sweat glands aren't really connected to anything that pathogenes like to hang out in. The mucous membranes are the active replication site for a lot of germs (like, rhinovirus or influenza virus) and blood-borne ones are usually such because the germ in question uses the blood cells to live (like HIV, malaria, etc).
    An infected/purulent sweat glad could theoretically spread germs around, but the chances of those being significant pathogenes are pretty low imo.
     
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  18. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    I love that I can get real answers to sleepfog questions, thank yall
     
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  19. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    I had An Walk and finished An Project, today has been Productiveâ„¢
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    more @Maraas music


    Promised myself I wouldn't weep
    One more promise I couldn't keep

    It seems no one can help me now
    I'm in too deep
    There's no way out
    This time I have really lead myself astray

    --
    A little out of touch, a little insane
    It's just easier than dealing with the pain

    Runaway train never going back
    Wrong way on a one-way track
    Seems like I should be getting somewhere
    Somehow I'm neither here nor there
     
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