Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    a list of strange but nevertheless exciting things about moving
    -RECYCLING BINS
    -buying WHATEVER FOOD WE WANT and can afford
    -non-hostage towels
    -non-hostage rubber bands
    -plaaaaaants
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    Samahl Mahariel, incorrigible Sarcastic Bitch even in narration and while grieving
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    freudian slip: typing "corpse" instead of "coast" while samahl is trying to Not think about dead people
     
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  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    winnerest?
     
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  5. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    Samahl And Zev Are Both Covering Crippling Depression With Sarcasm And They Should Smooch: the novel
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    me: I will work on the sfw playlist this afternoon!
    me, at 9 pm, having painted my nails and worked on two different stories instead of music: wait shit
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    >22k words! Cullen! Inoffensive summary and tags!
    >writes Cullen as a dom, immediately breaking suspension of disbelief
    >BYE
     
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  8. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    h
    how
     
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  9. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    today on "retained native names for towns": hokendauqua
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    in which I don't actually ship the pair or like the tropes, but the actual writing is tight enough I shotgun several thousand words of fic in an hour
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    >show mentions "red water" while I'm reading fma fic
    >tringhams????? where my boys????
     
  12. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    FRUIT JUICE
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    I can
    I can buy a binder
    holy shit
     
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  14. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    I appreciate that most of it is tagged but why is there so much modern thedas fic
    high fantasy or bust motherfuckers
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    john please learn how to eat, I know you're a certified Fucking Disaster™ but it is in fact possible to eat raw meat without choking yourself
    roxy agrees with me, clearly

    .....whomst. is providing the command prompts
    ==> has always been a page turner but iirc just plain > indicates someone is providing the prompt (most notably the carapaces)

    hm. I have. concerns
     
  16. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    two bros sittin on the couch a foot and a half apart cause they're not gay

    god I love my boys

    setting up the crocker big brother I see

    Ah, here is my beloved shitposting

    hm
    hm
    something about the prose here feels
    cherub-ish
    Caliborn's contempt for his characters but Calliope's habit of friendfic
    something something escaped one narrative only to fall into another
    something something ultimate selves being combined, something something cherubs still being influenced by the suborned half

    SHAKES FIST AT VRISKA
    LET MY BOY GROW

    dave and karkat giving each other shit mid-serious conversation gives me life

    OH BIG HAT

    karkat continues to be the biggest mood

    dave. dave your metaphors have gotten more coherent but no more on-topic

    dave being super into all this politics and sj shit is Gold tho
    lov that boy
    keep your heart dave

    I'm going to be good and keep spoilers hidden for at least a week, but this deserves to go in the Out Of Context thread

    M O O D

    another stellar oocq
     
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  17. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    ah
    hm
    my boy is here, but it's my boy with Aranea
    dislike

    DISLIKE
    TAKE HIM OUT OF THAT FRIDGE RIGHT NOW
     
  18. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    wouldn't be homestuck without absolutely ridiculous time/dimension-hopping self-interaction shenanigans

    this feels very...... vriska

    tbh this reads kinda.... first-draft-y? "this thing needs to happen and I'll figure out a more compelling way to write it later"
    and tbf homestuck itself is v first-draft-y one way or another, it's just
    more obvious than usual
     
  19. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    big mood

    and here we see Dirk's slow slide into Bro-dom

    okay what kind of psychic bullshit

    Homestuck remains eminently quotable

    I. physically cannot read that jake sorry

    I
    dirk what in the fuck
    I mean that's Dirk-tier fuckery but what in the fuck
    red makes me suspect crocker involvement too, esp given how jane's being played up
    We Are All John
    ROSE!!!!

    I............ want a Qunari Dirk now
    bad brain
    we are not writing that AU, I have no plot for it
    EMINENTLY
    QUOTABLE
    Yeah, pretty solid on 'cherub-written epilogue'.
    ...if Caliborn is the (primary) writer for meat, does that mean Calliope's gonna be the writer for candy?

    The Home Stuck
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    god I knew this was The Longest Update In Homestuck but how many chapters are there
    save me

    ah yes, lingering aftereffects of avoiding notice for the first half of his life under pain of death

    yeah I spy a Lot of lingering crockercorp

    dirk. dirk. dirk we do not repeatedly anesthetize people in such an unprofessional manner
    dirk you are doing me a concern


    all of these kids are doing me a concern frankly
    Let Jake Rest
    god bless
    combat is dumb and messy and unglamorous

    Yes, John
    good job, you did one whole self-examination!!!
     
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