Back on my bullshit

a list of strange but nevertheless exciting things about moving
-RECYCLING BINS
-buying WHATEVER FOOD WE WANT and can afford
-non-hostage towels
-non-hostage rubber bands
-plaaaaaants

 

Samahl Mahariel, incorrigible Sarcastic Bitch even in narration and while grieving

 

freudian slip: typing "corpse" instead of "coast" while samahl is trying to Not think about dead people

 

winnerest?

 

Samahl And Zev Are Both Covering Crippling Depression With Sarcasm And They Should Smooch: the novel

 

me: I will work on the sfw playlist this afternoon!
me, at 9 pm, having painted my nails and worked on two different stories instead of music: wait shit

 

>22k words! Cullen! Inoffensive summary and tags!
>writes Cullen as a dom, immediately breaking suspension of disbelief
>BYE

 

h
how

 

today on "retained native names for towns": hokendauqua

 

in which I don't actually ship the pair or like the tropes, but the actual writing is tight enough I shotgun several thousand words of fic in an hour

 

>show mentions "red water" while I'm reading fma fic
>tringhams????? where my boys????

 

FRUIT JUICE

 

I can
I can buy a binder
holy shit

 

I appreciate that most of it is tagged but why is there so much modern thedas fic
high fantasy or bust motherfuckers

 

Spoiler: epilogue liveblog quarantine: Meat 1

john please learn how to eat, I know you're a certified Fucking Disaster™ but it is in fact possible to eat raw meat without choking yourself
roxy agrees with me, clearly

.....whomst. is providing the command prompts
==> has always been a page turner but iirc just plain > indicates someone is providing the prompt (most notably the carapaces)

hm. I have. concerns

 

Spoiler: Meat 2

two bros sittin on the couch a foot and a half apart cause they're not gay

god I love my boys

setting up the crocker big brother I see

Ah, here is my beloved shitposting

hm
hm
something about the prose here feels
cherub-ish
Caliborn's contempt for his characters but Calliope's habit of friendfic
something something escaped one narrative only to fall into another
something something ultimate selves being combined, something something cherubs still being influenced by the suborned half

SHAKES FIST AT VRISKA
LET MY BOY GROW

dave and karkat giving each other shit mid-serious conversation gives me life

OH BIG HAT

karkat continues to be the biggest mood

dave. dave your metaphors have gotten more coherent but no more on-topic

dave being super into all this politics and sj shit is Gold tho
lov that boy
keep your heart dave

I'm going to be good and keep spoilers hidden for at least a week, but this deserves to go in the Out Of Context thread

M O O D

another stellar oocq

 

Spoiler: Meat 3

ah
hm
my boy is here, but it's my boy with Aranea
dislike

DISLIKE
TAKE HIM OUT OF THAT FRIDGE RIGHT NOW

 

Spoiler: Meat 4

wouldn't be homestuck without absolutely ridiculous time/dimension-hopping self-interaction shenanigans

this feels very...... vriska

tbh this reads kinda.... first-draft-y? "this thing needs to happen and I'll figure out a more compelling way to write it later"
and tbf homestuck itself is v first-draft-y one way or another, it's just
more obvious than usual

 

Spoiler: Meat 5

big mood

and here we see Dirk's slow slide into Bro-dom

okay what kind of psychic bullshit

Homestuck remains eminently quotable

I. physically cannot read that jake sorry

I
dirk what in the fuck
I mean that's Dirk-tier fuckery but what in the fuck
red makes me suspect crocker involvement too, esp given how jane's being played up

Spoiler: Meat 6

We Are All John

Spoiler: Meat 7

ROSE!!!!

I............ want a Qunari Dirk now
bad brain
we are not writing that AU, I have no plot for it

Spoiler: Meat 8

EMINENTLY
QUOTABLE

Spoiler: Meat 9

Yeah, pretty solid on 'cherub-written epilogue'.
...if Caliborn is the (primary) writer for meat, does that mean Calliope's gonna be the writer for candy?

The Home Stuck

 

Spoiler: Meat 10

god I knew this was The Longest Update In Homestuck but how many chapters are there
save me

ah yes, lingering aftereffects of avoiding notice for the first half of his life under pain of death

yeah I spy a Lot of lingering crockercorp

dirk. dirk. dirk we do not repeatedly anesthetize people in such an unprofessional manner
dirk you are doing me a concern

all of these kids are doing me a concern frankly
Let Jake Rest

Spoiler: Meat 11

god bless
combat is dumb and messy and unglamorous

Yes, John
good job, you did one whole self-examination!!!