Back on my bullshit

Spoiler: Meat 12

never change homestuck

MY GIRL!!!!!!!

hm
not sure I like both the boys turtling up like that
Let Poly Be Healthy, dammit

ruining all our hopes and dreams, hussie

hm
I am
discomfort
if this is the only reason poly is tagged I am extreme discomfort

but on the other hand, petty hilarious bullshit like this is exactly why I read this comic

will yall get your act together and smooch already

Spoiler: Meat 13

Ah, here she is

the narcissism is strong with this one

Spoiler: Meat 14

jake is so bi and so dumb and so good

Spoiler: Meat 15

DAVEPETA

I
LOVE
DAVEPETA

 

Spoiler: Meat 16

:thumbs-up emoji:

dirk and rose's friendship gives me life

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well that sure is a revelation
and excellently done on a meta level too, that color change is spot-on

 

Spoiler: Meat 17-19

Pony Pals have become relevant once more

frankly my cherub guess makes sense now, bc that particular combination of callousness and obsession is very Dirk, and guess who was the first of their session to interact with cherubs???

it's only not 2009 again because dirk is shitposting at 'his' own characters outside parentheses

........dirk doesn't ship the poly
that's the only explanation I'm accepting for the djk fiasco

callie is a GOOD EGG and I LOVE HER THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEM!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'm gonna allow it" Dirk
dirk you remain a bit of a twat

[bangs fists on table] ALIEN! GENDER! EXPERIENCES! ALIEN! GENDER! EXPERIENCES!

Jade!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Spoiler: Meat 20-1

Ah, self condensation

cmon dirk you're not the only writer here get your shit together

Ah, an iota of self-awareness

never fucking change davekat

"which is why I'm going to win"
dirk you dense motherfucker

oh my god dave
the verbal hemorrhage, it returns

yes, exactly

DIRK indeed

Spoiler: Meat 22

I laughed
I'm sorry jake but I laughed

yep there she goes

Spoiler: Meat 23-4

Diiiiiiiiiirk

TEREZI!!!!!!!!

Spoiler: meat 25

dirk. dirk. boy. please

dirk what in the shit

dirk is a horrorterror txtit

Spoiler: meat 26

dirk, you done fucked up
glad to see red callie back tho

Spoiler: meat 27

..............callie and dirk fighting over the text is Penis Ouija v2

PENIS
OUIJA
I'M TELLIN YA

bless roxy

damn redcallie
out for blood
meat in deed

Spoiler: meat 28

god I missed terezi

I love red callie

terezi no
shaving cream tastes like shit honey

spades spades spades spades spades

Spoiler: meat 29

oh look, classic homestuck hypocrisy
cmon red callie

dirk. dirk.

Spoiler: meat 30

god they're so good together

and I think I call it there and go to bed for the night
but yeah 1) I can see why some people were put off but 2) at this point I trust it to at least be entertaining, if not perfect
nothing is perfect and I want to see where this goes

 

in which unrelated movies provide perfect ship prompt dialogue

 

I don't wanna be at work orz

 

ghilan rolling up to Arlathven post-tresp like "hey whaddup I met the literal Dread Wolf and also Mythal's currently bodyjacking a shem"

 

the real problem with following the fandom shitposters is not being able to tell if a character is finally Confirmed Gay(TM) or if he just breathed in the presence of another new character

 

ral definitely has the gay aura tho. manic peacock genius disaster, now in steampunk flavor

 

if your fic is barely scraping 2k you don't get to tag it slowburn

 

not even the burn of my scroll button finger is gonna be slow then.

 

me: has multiple in-progress games to work on
also me: new skyrim file #368468432478

 

me: okay we have a lot of nonbinary characters, what if a girl for once--
also me: nonbinary calico khajiit nonbinary calico kha--

 

god I never bothered to ask eltrys about himself before
I have a sad now

 

ah, gameplay-story segregation and not accounting for players going outside the bounds

"I've seen you asking questions," the guard accuses, even though Fajjan hasn't asked a single question within Markarth besides "how much is this worth"
She's picked a lock and several pockets, but no questions yet

 

you'd think coding a context sensitive trigger that determines whether that specific line of dialogue plays would be easy

 

I mean you'd think coding a game that doesn't randomly yeet your mount into the sky would be easy too, but hodd toward is unstoppable in his tomfoolery

 

gay disaster is Dorian's canon state of being and I can respect an author who remembers that

 

>me, designing Dandelion because what is finishing a complete playthrough
>how far can I take the joke theme
>yellow eyes, yellow hair--
>dammit we are not making a third elric brother, this is not 2005

 

Spoiler: nsfw-adjacent

tfw there's literal magic and dragons, but what breaks suspension of disbelief is the color of someone's pubic hair
Cullen Is Not A Natural Blond, fight me, he's got brown hair in Origins and I cannot believe even Cullen "eight thousand hair products" Rutherford bleaches his pubes