Back on my bullshit

@Ghilan Lavellan has absolutely written soppy love poetry comparing a sleeping Dorian to Elgar'nan and no one can tell me otherwise

 

"my future husband is like unto the god of fatherhood manliness" is a time-honored tradition and I refuse to believe the genre doesn't also exist in thedas

 

brobro has a max cp shiny ivysaur and honestly #goals

 

there was a solid stretch from roughly 2-3am where my dash was Only warriormale
where are you, sir, and why are you not asleep

 

Might be european? Who knows.

 

tumblr's very concerned I might be using my beard trimmer to manscape
thanks Tumblr
you definitely know me

 

gentle otamatone wailing

 

babysitting drunk people is being up at 3am to hear someone stumble in and whisper-yell very aggravatedly "people are sleeping!!!"

 

unintentionally scaring the shit out of drunk boys is kind of hilarious

 

in related news, inflatable rafts are apparently illegal to step in even without people in them

 

STARTLED A WHOLE PACK OF DRUNK BOYS AGAIN LADS
they were very concerned that I had either teleported or been trying to sleep through their excited gabbering about vidya gaems
but no
I'm just back here on my phone

 

shitty lopsided vallaslin for last day of con, fuck yeah

 

ghilan'nain's vallaslin is deceptively hard you did a pretty good job xP

 

mostly I have never used makeup and Brushes Hard :p

 

BRUSHES HARD INDEED

 

Spoiler

I have seen the sun's firstborn
Golden in repose
Char-black hair and honeyed skin
The strong arch of his nose

I have seen the sun's firstborn
Raging as a storm
Full of pride and fury
And bleeding for his home

I have seen the sun's firstborn
In fire and in rain
Shining, ascendant, glorious
But his heart still beats the same

I have seen the sun's firstborn
The scars that he would hide
The trust he gifts me every night
Sleeping at my side

 

kludges together robe designs for ghilan "intentionally leans into Indistinct Elf Gender stereotypes" lavellan

Spoiler: sketchy sketchy

with and without coat bc gdi I Like the skirt patterns but I don't want to give up the detail on the keeper coat

@future me: Keeper Robes (masc coat, fem skirt, feets), origins First Robes (google Lanaya- corset, shoulder floof, collar), light dragon armor (scale arm)

 

cannot continue Arte, cat on tablet

 

extended soap opera: ghilan and varric friendship based on writing bitching

ghilan spends a solid two months trying to figure out How Do Casual Propositioning and then accidentally a post-dragon-hunt threesome with bull

there is a notebook next to Ghilan's bed, theoretically for Important Magiscience Thoughts but slowly filling with random poetry snippets and sketches of Dorian

 

list for tomorrow: shower, car payment, look for patch?, haircut?