Back on my bullshit

inflict modern wolf cultist Samahl on poor Abelas post-WPHW

 

i'm in favour

 

eso comes through on Proper Dunmer Dollmakers, even if I had to repaint his clothes to not-grey

 

now also in Full Robes Flavor

Spoiler: tol

 

oghren, if asked to train a Warden as a berserker: wow, you musta had a lotta anger to work out, huh?
samahl, black and blue and eternally screaming inside: why would you think that haha : )

 

idk if it's "actual lumbar support" or "black cloth toasting in the sun all day" but my car seat is h e a v e n

 

Advil count: 2
no weird nerve pain this time tho

 

a collection of autocorreect-spawned Gaoler names: Harlot, Gaslit, Gallery, Failed, Gaylord

 

Witnnerest

 

The name Failed is fucking poetic as shit.

 

I love this bird blog but its continued insistence on treating pigeons like psittacines is a g g r a v a t i n g

 

hey
hey
I get to inflict Red Lyrium Ghilan on Maraas in their shared inq Bad Future >:D

 

loq no

 

loq yes
I've already established that Maraas insists on keeping Ghilan in his party, and Bad Future quest involves your non-Dorian party members being captured and lyrium-farmed

 

click-collect is now my favorite department, solely bc there are massive amounts of time to Do Nothing and I've spent two of my four hours today fucking around on my phone

 

tags: #post-CoS, #canon compliant
first paragraph: directly contradicts CoS canon ending

look I ignore the ending as much as anyone Alfons deserved better!!!! but you can't say "fuck canon" and then tag it canon-compliant anyway

 

bird blog: in no case should a bird's diet be 100% seeds
me, banging pots and pans together: PIGEONS ARE OBLIGATE SEED-EATERS AND CANNOT PROPERLY DIGEST OTHER PLANT PARTS

 

rocketman is appropriately very very gay and I am happy

 

@german friends, have any of you ever heard of a hotel chain Roomers? meatspace friend E has returned from Münich and has had An Experience we would like to know the normality of