Back on my bullshit

the specials listed on their website DEFINITELY look like Couples Hotel to me

 

Personally never have o.O

please share the experience tho

 

it's supposed to storm on concert/Meet Sparkles day
vibrates anxiously

 

yeah i haven't heard of those hotels either, idk

 

>Interesting poetic title
>acceptable tags
>good pair
>unlabelled modern AU

 

troll good omens discourse is just "are Az and Crowley pale or flushed"

 

frankly through the entire miniseries I was just "yeah okay I can see why there's Disc Horse here"
but then they fuckign played A Nightengale Sang in Berkeley Square over the epilogue dinner and there's just. there's no arguing that. It's a fucking love song. Even if you want to argue it was just for the focus line "there were angels dining at the Ritz," it keeps playing past that, up through at least the third verse

 

I will say hearing a woman sing it was Very Startling, but only bc the version I have is sung by a man, she did a v good job

 

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SORRY
SO
I wanna start off by saying this hotel was booked on her family's travel agent's highest recommendation, something something super popular with tourists
hallways: right out of a horror film, smooth black modern walls with flickery overhead lighting
her & parents' room: had The Fursona Statue (I'll have to see if she saved the snaps, but a pure black faux-grecoroman/classical statue of a dude sitting, bepis and nips and all.... with a lovingly rendered dog's head) on a shelf, staring at the beds; mood lighting auto-set to 50% that could be turned red or pink, but no windows or overhead lights; attached bathroom's dividing wall from the rest of the room could be turned transparent to watch the shower
her brothers' room: two king-size beds set diagonally to make a not-triangle, with an inset bathtub just as large between them (which they could not get to turn on); another voyeur bathroom; same mood lighting as the first room, with bonus gold fairy lights

we're like 80% it was supposed to be a love hotel, not family vacation

 

yeah, yeah that doesn't sound like a family hotel AT ALL oh my god.

i almost wanna go there and look at it in person now...

 

Fursona Statue

 

what the FUCK

 

...no thank you

 

that's just awful

 

I think the weird dog human hybrid feet are the very worst part

 

four days til sparkles!!!!!!!!

 

Confirm that sparkles very good!

 

when a fic tries to use Dominus as a fantasy-latin title but your brain keeps derailing into robots instead
God Damn Robot Hell

 

spell selection: the worst part of levelling up

 

me, presented with a new spell level: awright how many ways can I set shit on fire