Back on my bullshit

iirc his exact words were "get over yourself, not being a Planeswalker makes me the opposite of helpless here"

 

Adhkkbvsa what an icon

 

definitely for sure "get over yourself," at least, bc the following paragraph started 'Ral did not get over himself, but there was nothing to be done'

 

Ral Zarek, disaster gay: "get OVER myself????? who do you think I AM"

 

I know MTG fandom doesn't write a lot but there are only TWENTY FIVE FICS TOTAL tagged Ral Zarek/Tomik Vrona on ao3 and I am DISAPPOINTED

 

at least one in the first page is actually Ral/Jace tagged for past Ral/Tomik
rude

 

yes I am looking up fanfic at work
no I cannot be stopped

 

#Ral Zarek/Science #advantages of sleeping with a scientist #whoops there's feelings

a beautiful set of tags

 

I'm opening unfinished fic that's how desperate I am

 

When was it last updatdd...

 

I mean the book released last month, these are all Recent, just
unfinished
ew

 

today in retail: receiving 15 cases of an item we have never fucking carried
they did this last year too

 

rolls up sleeves
if no one else is going to write the ralik I want I guess it's up to me

 

join me in 'Be the fanfic you wanna see the world' hell

 

SOMEHOW I MISSED THE ENTIRE PRE-WAR NOVELLA
WITH MORE GAY
W H A T

 

one sentence takes up five lines and no one can stop me

 

you are completely correct

 

i strongly support this sentence

 

giggles at own prose