Back on my bullshit

ral comes off like a disaster 20something and sometimes I forget that he's technically middle-aged

 

me: I will write
also me: rp subs got renamed I can throw all my disasters into the rave--

 

...I've cracked the code
ral zarek is simply so dramatic that he cannot be contained in weekly stories, he Requires full novels
really it's probably just that ravnica is so damn complicated and he never leaves there if he can help it but shhhhhhhh

 

hey
hey
more cute things noticed in fic research: ral and tomik apparently wear favors from each other, at least in their card art

Spoiler: tomik, distinguished advokist

Spoiler: ral, izzet viceroy

or, well, technically ral carries tomik's white, but also
favors

 

bangs fists on table
wizards why does tomik not have a canon eye color

 

on the other hand, tomik's flavor text lends itself very well to bondage overtones, esp if you take ral as the bratty bottom he clearly is

edit:

 

WAIT TOMIK'S GOT GLASSES
WHAT
WHAT
THAT IS EVEN CUTER WHY IS THAT NOT IN HIS ART

 

teysa: tomik come on we all know you're fucking the next izzet guildmaster, just bring him in on the heist

 

I should not make ral a trevelyan but also ral deserves to mack on dorian

 

oh my god tomik's actual first lines are so much better than even what he got in War

 

counterpart: tagging each individual relationship in a fic that is actually Tomik/Ral/Jace/Vraska

 

now that I am home with the book

 

and now for something completely different
apparently an oil refinery in Philly blew up yesterday???? I feel like I should have heard about this someplace that wasn't fucking tumblr but Here We Are

 

I went back and checked and every single Ral chapter in War has at least one line about Tomik
bless

 

rattles discord
work, damn you, how else am I supposed to throw random bit thoughts out into the friendgroup

 

anyway

ulien has exactly one interplanar teleport spell that he just got, and he can't even control where he lands with it
see also: fire sorc, not translocation

 

I can now receive notifications from the mobile app......... but not open them
Thanks, Discord

 

hey hey
votes
do I title the ral/tomik fic with a riff off the War epilogue, or with pretentious song lyrics in grand fic tradition

 

the riff the riff

 

if it alters decisions at all, the potentials:

Coda: Two Men (off Coda: Two Dragons)
VS
Stale Cold Smell of Morning