Back on my bullshit

listen i took a level of warlock for my dex based rogue, for the flavour. do it. do iiit.

 

honestly I think I preferred the whole-limb hives treatment to gotdamn bug bites, it's been ages since I had either but at least the hives were a consistent stimulus that I could train myself to ignore and not this bullshit on-again-off-again

Spoiler: body horror?

surprise impulse to remove entire chunks of flesh

 

I COULD refresh the five languages I already have on duo, since I let it sit for a solid month
or
OR
I could pick up two new ones

 

my Chinese notebook is already packed so time to learn Welsh instead

 

when your sis calls you like "hey I found a robot book do you want it"

 

Spoiler: nsfw

when an abo fic with an otherwise interesting premise comes in out of nowhere with the idea that castration removes the penis
nnnnnnno
that is not how that works, author, please look at a dictionary

 

a lot of dogs, cats, horses etc would have a great deal of trouble if castration removed the penis

 

i know that you can remove it and that it's been sometimes done that way to make eunuchs, it's...not the usual thing...

 

or??? call the cops????? what even is soap logic

 

Is this Days of Our Lives I swear my grandma was watching that one :P

 

it might be? I have no idea what goes on the breakroom tv, all I know is it was on nbc

 

That was Days of Our Lives, it's the only soap on NBC so go my guessing skills I guess

 

pidove x rockruff makes a chinese owl pokemon and no one can tell me otherwise

 

found a cryptid skelly in the river lads

Spoiler: big maybe-bird photo

 

when there is both an excessive heat warning and a flash flood advisory

 

the second most dangerous part of flood driving (after, of course, the flooding) is the jackasses in tall trucks who think they can just zoom through the deep bits and don't care that they're blinding everyone on the other side of the road

 

anyway til that soaproot is only native to western North America and I am s h o o k

 

wtf is soaproot

 

a genus of plants, the roots of which have saponifying (soap-making) chemicals in them easily brought out and used As Soap just by crushing them, historically used by several native tribes over here and then also colonists bc hey, It's Useful

 

I vaguely recall seeing it used in a (fantasy?) historical series I read when I was younger, which was rather european-flavored
thus the "what do you mean it doesn't grow in Europe" moment when I went to check what the plant looked like :p