Back on my bullshit

yes hello I am dorian

 

@me Lukas Bondevik or Lukas Tomassen
if you use bondevik change the fucking title

 

lays down
the local branch of the american philatelic society has a secretary job offer posted for $24k/year
I don't give a flying fuck about stamps but Please Hire Me

 

SCREAMS
they emailed me back and I don't know how to answer, h e l p

am I??? allowed to ask questions here or is this a yes/no thing or ????

Spoiler: crowdsourcing my adulting

 

I think that asking would be totally fine in this situation!

 

Asking questions about a position is a perfectly reasonable adult thing for a prospective employee to do, so that you can determine whether your services are a good fit for the employer’s needs. You are looking to add value to the company, for which you will be compensated. You can’t determine whether you are willing and able to do that if you don’t have sufficient information on what the job even is. If the employer objects to you asking for basic information about a position, that is them being unreasonable, not you.

 

yeah especially since it's not the position your originally applied to, so asking info on the option they're actually offering you to see if it fits you is very reasonable!

 

sometimes I forget that despite being a college town, New Town is smack in the middle of Religious Appalachia
and then I remember that one of my coworkers' names is fucking Ebrahim

 

in the shared universe, he shanks Anders, Onyx gets in a fistfight with him for it and then drags Anders off to keep him from dying

 

big samahl energy

Ah that’s okay, and I’m alright
I guess I’ll be lost again
For one more night
Oh, that’s alright, I’m okay
I'll wear the albatross
For one more day

Because I know I'm alright

 

Solas and Curiosity's first real fight is probably going to be over Cole's personal quest, bc thinking on it: Wow is it hypocritical of Solas to worry about irrevocably changing people when he's already slapped an Anchor on the Inquisitor and is definitely going to irrevocably change a lot more people if his plans go right

 

https://bace-jeleren.tumblr.com/post/188026121405/stormconduit
the MTG fandom is CANCELLED

 

literally been playing zen koi for two hours straight at work bc NO ONE wants booze at 8am on a rainy Monday
save me

 

a small child walked through the door and immediately started sobbing and honestly. mood

 

me: I will keep only the strongest of each pokemon species, except events and legendaries
unova: drops
me:

 

I'm not usually big on ed sheeran but

big samahl energy

 

samahl, praying after the morrigan jealousy breakup: mother Mythal, I dunno what I did to piss you off, but
>technically reneging on his clan's oath to flemeth by agreeing to kill her for morrigan
>slaughtered So Many dragons in Haven
samahl: ...yeah okay I might've deserved this bUT--

 

do I wear perfume? no
do I desperately want to shove my face into "Orange blossom and patchouli"? maybe
do I want to know the name of the horse in all these ads? 100%

 

lays down
it is too early for da discourse to be on my dash
leave Cullen alone