Back on my bullshit

some people complain about dumb names in their offspring list but ngl checking my sold auctions to see someone bought my fodder babies and named all six "YeeterPeter" gave me a giggle

 

I kinda thought the Avvar "lowlander" thing was Fantasy Embellishment but I just straight-up heard one coworker razzing another for being a "flatlander" bc she lives further down the mountain
what is my life

 

you should hear scots

 

the current drama on dr is apparently that elims dropped in price but I'm just sitting here like
what do you mean "affordable" in what universe is 230kt "actually affordable"
does anybody else remember elims being 50kt? no??? just me???

 

I feel like we might've screamed about this at the time of the reveal, but also: hehehehehe jro's self-insert is Robot God

 

made @Ghilan Lavellan a fashionboard
shoplook still has a disappointing lack of nice olive tones tho

 

I miss....... robots

 

@ me salt in the bechamel next time

 

I mean it's not bad, I'm just guessing as I go along so sometimes spice needs adjusted :p left salt out bc I expected bacon to balance it more

 

Ffr anything with a roux is gonna need some salt no matter how much other salty ingredients you have, but especially bechamel bc the milk-flour combination especially when the roux is just to white or blond is fairly bland

 

because I can't be the only one with this cursed knowledge: @Lukas and @Mathias Sturmhalt are technically related
several centuries up the tree, and by adoption, and neither of them are aware of this fact, so imo it really doesn't impact their relationship and I feel like if I try to remove Lukas' crush he's going to become significantly less sympathetic, at least at the start, but like
I Can't Unthink This
and I refuse to undo three hours of lorebuilding to Fix It

 

also I've decided there will Definitely be time travel, just for the hilarity of Matt and Lukas trying to hide a baby sea serpent during the dragon wars

 

why is cursed?
by that point it makes no difference to anything

 

purity police brain be like

 

WITNESSED! Feel very known, let´s drop our brains in the sun.

 

gently throws purity police brain out of the window

 

I think 'several centuries up the tree' and 'adoption counts' would mean literally no human is allowed to ever breed again, so I think even the rudest purity police wouldn't go this far :P

 

when somebody recs you a decently long fic with the right fandom and pairing and an interesting premise....... but it has a massive continuity error in the first paragraph and you Cannot trust anything else

 

belatedly realising that at least half of my anti-pink kick in elementary school was "people will think I'm a girl"
this should, perhaps, have been a sign

 

I know it's been several weeks and also it was technically display material and not supposed to be back here at all, but also: where my crate. I was sitting on that.