Back on my bullshit

when someone in another server flags a vent spoiler with "tw EVERYTHING" but your bar is set so much higher that four lines of [alcoholism, addiction, and passive suicidality] doesn't even register as That Bad

 

me: okay this year I will stop skiving off work, no more ditching two hours early
manager: okay it's supposed to keep snowing like a bitch and also we need to cut hours, who wants to go home early

 

"I would put an altar in the library" and other household discussions

 

@ future me zathrian and tiny angry Flemeth making Bad Magic Decisions

 

roommate is out play the cats soundtrack at max volume

 

found an old oocq post of mine that I cannot remember the context of, but

this is my character Type™

 

anyway meme me

 

curiosity, solas, maraas?

 

Alistair, Fenris, Solas.

 

Congessi, Dorian, idw Ultra Magnus

 

dumps Solas out of the elevator two hours in
Curiosity can be the trainer because they would be an abysmal lab partner but a decent teacher
Solas as the lab partner bc he might be a prick but at least he's a prick who probably has some knowledge of experimental procedure and note-taking
Maraas gets the elevator bc then I can sleep

what is it with y'all and solas, he remains the lab partner
forcibly leaves Alistair in charge of training, because I don't think Fenris would put up with a service job given half a chance
unfortunately this means I am trapped in a small metal box with him, but hopefully we can also keep to our respective corners

oh christ
Magnus for trainer because I Significantly Appreciate someone who will lay out all the rules I could ever need in advance
I. frankly do not want gess in ANY of the three, but she gets to break herself out of the elevator because Dorian is definitely the more cooperative lab partner of the two

 

In my defense I was looking for one character per game and not thinking much further. :P

 

laughs
"even" deer
author I have some news for you
I would rather piss off a bobcat than a stag

 

when your brain wires get crossed and you spend thirty seconds trying to cram so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye into the meter of willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

 

gently places hands on fic
it's okay baby your author didn't mean to use Google translate to make you sound like the 1800s

 

when you bring snowboots to work bc you honestly doubt your ability to drive home but it's still technically walking distance
pleas college town salt and plow your roads

 

anyway fishtailed for my first time on the way in and that was an experience
in the middle of an empty parking lot, so no damage to anything, but Yikes

 

Fishtailing is mcfreaking terrifying

 

did I forget a pill this morning or am I Just That Tired: a novel

 

I love Jaskier so much