Back on my bullshit

discovery: drowning pool's Bodies is now inextricably linked with this video in my brain

even while listening to the original, my brain just screams FLOOOOOOOOOR in a tiny parrot voice

 

hey somebody show me the good elf dollmakers so I can have eight thousand variations on my stabby daughter

 

https://www.dolldivine.com/hobbit-and-lotr-dress-up-game.php
LoTR style, natch, and not a lot of detail in the face, but good for fullbody shots

Azalea's Magical Elf series:
https://www.azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/magical-elf2.php
https://www.azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/elven-portrait.php
https://www.azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/magical-elf.php

And her faerie makers with removable wings:
https://www.azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/pretty-pixie.php
https://www.azaleasdolls.com/dressupgames/darkfairy.php

Missangest has a non-elf-but-could-fake-it:
https://www.dolldivine.com/cursed-fairy-creator.php

and an Actual Elf maker:
https://www.dolldivine.com/elf-at-the-pond.php

her avatar maker also has some Elfy Shit
https://www.missangestgames.com/new-missangest-avatar-creator-desktop/
(will take forever to load. Go ahead and make a sammich or some tea or something while you're waiting if you're gonna try this one)

 

Rinmaru has two elfy makers of decent quality
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=elven-make-over-game
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=moonelf-avatar-creator

her Ascension creator has weird pastel elves? (and automusic but it can easily be turned off)
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=ascension-couple-creator

And a bunch of her games have elfy options:
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=witch-apprentice-creator
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=dark-magician-creator
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=dark-mage-creator
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-fantasy-avatar-creator

those are just the (imo) good ones that don't fall into the anime category

 

And almost forgot because Shidabeeda games is Dead, the Fantasy RPG Maker has elf options and is pretty great if you're not working with extremes:
https://www.dolldivine.com/rpg-heroine-creator.php

 

bless you I know what I'm doing tomorrow after work

 

laffs
I accidentally broke inq
samahl didn't keep leliana long enough for her to get to redcliffe
there is no possible way for her to know the secret entrance

god I cannot wait to see how the game handles that for Curiosity's run

 

replaces eyeball with an ice cube
c e a s e

 

Ulien, shredding his fancy party robes into a halter top and slit skirt: there's simply no other way to accommodate my dragon features, sorry, absolutely no other possibilities whatsoever

 

mrrrgh

apparently Ral's Tezzerquest™ was in wots: forsaken
and like. I want to know what happens, for plot reasons, and also My Boy reasons even if I've had at least part of it spoiled already, but also
forsaken did capital-e Everyone so fucking dirty and I do not want to read it in any more than the snippets that cross my dash, let alone give wizards money for it
:T

 

I forget which thread I was talking about Basement Kittens in a few months back but uh
peep this snap my cousin sent me last night

Spoiler: lorg

not only are there winter kittens bc the weather's been whack, they are in the goddamn crawlspace between levels

 

like for kittens, witnessed for confused winter kittens in the guts of a building

 

gently removes brain and places it in an ice bath
chill the fuck out please

 

wizards responding to "the fandom at large hates Forsaken with a burning passion (because it gutted and/or flanderized most of the characters, ass-pulled a bunch of nonsensical plot points, and either removed or het-replaced All The Queers)" with "okay we just won't make any prose story whatsoever, have fun piecing together things from the cards :)" sure is.................. something

 

gently holds monhun world
I love you dearly but what the fuck kind of update takes two hours

 

One that downloads very big monsters

 

on the one hand, I know the pain of trying to get accurate screenshots mid-raid
on the other, dark gw2 players show me primordus' fucking tail

yes I'm avoiding one wip by starting another don't @ me someone needs to love ulien and it sure ain't my party

 

this book: self-replicating mechanoid plague-race
me: laughs in transformers

 

parents: okay how much food budget do we have, Somehow everything in the capital is expensive
me, convention ho: the hotel has free breakfast and tapwater. there's like three convenience stores within a block of the hotel, a loaf of bread and non-refridgerable sandwich fixings Cannot cost more than a tenner. what is the fuss.

 

this would be a really beautiful concert if I weren't directly next to the speaker and overloaded to hell