Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    you:
    aarakockra warlock (raven queen)

    da'ghilan:
    woodelf (haha) druid (haha) (circle of land)
    OR
    tiefling sorceror (wild magic)
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    IRONICALLY the one time I ran an iteration of ghilan in 5e they were in fact a wild magic sorc
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    me: hm. I am vaguely hungry. when is dinner
    the clock: half an hour ago??? hello???? food time????
     
  4. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    poking more holes in my own works is Bad Brain Mojo atm, but in the spirit of the vent meme I'm just gonna drop a reminder that Mathias and Lukas are technically distant cousins-- less related than many actual royal arrangements, But Still
    (hot new discourse, point antis at the Habsburg family tree)
     
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  5. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    winnerest and also pls.
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Jaskier has an apprentice, so he can't be terrible with kids
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    FILAVANDREL OUT HERE DRAGGING THE SHIT OUTTA HUMAN NOBILITY
     
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  8. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    meanwhile dandelion takes the money and runs, like any sensible bard
     
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  9. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    JASKIER
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Definitely Not A Nilfgaardian Spy: so is princess cirilla alive or
    Jaskier: oh you liked my song? that's nice :)
    Spy: but is she tho
    Jaskier: here let me play it for you again :)
    Spy: but is she actually alive
    Jaskier: bitch :) why should I tell you :)
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    bangs fists on table
    FRIENDSHIP
     
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  12. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    YEN IS BEST GIRL
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de whatever, trained and titled noble: bitch why you so fucking fancy
     
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  14. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    @sirsparklepants ya boi canonically two drinks away from going off about food waste and classism, you deserve to know
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    GERALT! HAS! TWO! PARTNERS!
     
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  16. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    yennefer dragging the shit out of Jaskier's poetry and including the phrase "who gave you permission to describe my internal organs" gives me LIFE
     
  17. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    yennefer, who knows this dumbass as well as geralt: please for the love of god no rhyming this time
     
  18. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

  19. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Brilliant Dumbasses Loving Geralt Club is now in session
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    who explained lactic acid to ciri
     
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