Back on my bullshit

day 1 of Official Legal Emergency: 70F, breezy, and beautiful. if I weren't coming off a 6-hour shift I'd be tempted to go to the park. really need to get a deck chair or two for the patio and eventual porch, dragging a pillow out is less feasible when the rain's left everything damp.

 

I know I do this to myself by shuffling my entire library
but also
going from tenacious d to vivaldi is fucking hilarious

 

strong rankin-bass Hobbit vibes

 

when it's not an animorph fic but the author has clearly read animorphs and absorbed the occasionally irreverent narrative style

 

Roomie picked up the cdpr Witcher comic a few weeks back and I'm finally sitting down with it
It's.... I mean it's still Witcher content, Geralt's character is still mostly intact, but I got so used to Sapkowski chugging the respect women juice that I forgot most western comic writers..... do not

 

this next miniseries is called Curse Of Crows and now I have a hankering for the weirdest crossover

 

THERE'S my boy

 

hi I've just been gifted a pern book published last year by Gigi McCaffrey but is2g I have read the EXACT back-blurb on another pern book by Todd in 2015
excuse me children what is going on

 

I REMEMBER READING THIS IN HARDCOVER
FIVE YEARS AGO
NOT A TINY WHITE PAPERBACK WITH "COPYRIGHT 2019" ON THE FLYLEAF

 

Spoiler: for future me, from past me's spotty memories

-steal a gold egg (not related to Jaxom's escapade)
-the cough is smth related to Thread dust

 

OKAY I REMEMBER THE COUGH THING TOO BUT FROM EVEN LONGER AGO WTF

 

can't find my water bottle :/ time to pray it's either in my car or at work I guess, though I could've sworn I brought it home monday

 

I get a break AND a lunch? magic
also still can't find my water bottle, rip me

 

Stuck between like and witnessed but I read the water bottle part last and muscle memory took over :P

 

my store has apparently replaced all the product ads on the radio with health and best practice reminders
yay...?

 

sometimes I don't really sound like I've picked up much an accent and then I try to say "five" or "nine" and my vowels just flatten right out if I don't pay attention

 

health ad: we are once again asking you to stop hamstering, at [Store] we believe we are all in this together
my brain, every time, spontaneously teleported back to middle school: we're ALL in THIS TOGETHER once we KNOW that we ARE- we're all STARS and we'll MAKE IT--

 

also shout out to the one customer among all the "excuse me why are there no eggs"s and "when do you get toilet paper"s who stopped to politely tell me that he liked my hair
thank you sir you made those last two hours more bearable

 

anyway I'm a fucking idiot I just found my water bottle next to the front door, where I tend to drop everything with my keys

 

At least the water bottle has been found!