Back on my bullshit

I understand from a balance and fun standpoint why they didn't do this, but also I think it'd be neat if chopping wood in Valenwood provinces carried the same fine and infamy 'punishments' as petty theft

 

(also, siishana has caught the quintessential Elder Scrolls mood: "I'm sorry I hit you with a flicker of chain lightning, I swear I was trying to kill the bad guys, please stop attacking me")

 

gives 2quiz ghilan breathing problems post-iyhsb Because I Can
(don't let Desires do your healing, kids, they only vaguely know where the parts go)

 

Vivienne, sighing: and this is why we don't get ourselves possessed, dear, you've absolutely destroyed your lungs, who trained you???

 

desire, pouting in the background: all the blood is still in the body, I thought I did a pretty good job!

 

desire is so valid and i love them, even if they're shit at healing :P

 

today's tpoh coming for me personally I see

 

@ future me, things to test out for the 2quiz au:
-ditching redcliffe halfway through for the templars
-varric/dorian(/solas? it'll be ghilan, but) team for adamant

 

...fuq, this means I'm gonna have to run another warden quizzie at least once, fml
curse my habit of only keeping one save file

 

repurposes 40k descriptions for dai

 

God bless the front end staff tbh
it's still retail, but at this store it's retail with "did you get your break yet??? have a water. have you had lunch? are you sure you had your break" instead of "wow it sure is busy, wanna stay longer? what do you mean you haven't had a break yet, it's only been six hours"

 

hi I love the backstreet boys

 

oh my god that is so wholesome

 

so apparently if you decide to play a Templar in eso it'll start you off in Vvardenfell (for the Morrowind expansion, which originally introduced Templars as a class) instead of Coldharbour even tho Morrowind is part of basegame now
I
do I finally have a toon that isn't a Vestige
how is Varen going to mystically appear to me to send me on the main plot quests of the game if I haven't broken him out of Demon Jail
this is gonna be fun

(Templar is a LG sordnbord orc lady, because if the Covenant plot is going to railroad me into those choices anyway I may as well make a character they make sense for instead of trying to wedge a rogue into that template)

 

@ tomorrow me: 13 x 5, 10in ties

 

@ future me: you can have a 10inch mask or 10inch ties, but you need at least 24 inches total to comfortably tie

 

random ayleid spirit, whose script assumes you ran the normal prologue: you have no soul, so you may do better here.......
batumesh, who accidentally skipped the normal prologue in favor of the morrowind one: I don't have what

 

idk what it is about this week but I have eight thousand tiny cuts on my hands from work and they all burn

 

a study: "list five careers you could be passionate about"
me: bitch I'm too depressed for this, I can give you like..... 2

 

Agreenessed