Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    I understand from a balance and fun standpoint why they didn't do this, but also I think it'd be neat if chopping wood in Valenwood provinces carried the same fine and infamy 'punishments' as petty theft
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    (also, siishana has caught the quintessential Elder Scrolls mood: "I'm sorry I hit you with a flicker of chain lightning, I swear I was trying to kill the bad guys, please stop attacking me")
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    gives 2quiz ghilan breathing problems post-iyhsb Because I Can
    (don't let Desires do your healing, kids, they only vaguely know where the parts go)
     
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  4. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    Vivienne, sighing: and this is why we don't get ourselves possessed, dear, you've absolutely destroyed your lungs, who trained you???
     
  5. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    desire, pouting in the background: all the blood is still in the body, I thought I did a pretty good job!
     
  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    desire is so valid and i love them, even if they're shit at healing :P
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

  8. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    @ future me, things to test out for the 2quiz au:
    -ditching redcliffe halfway through for the templars
    -varric/dorian(/solas? it'll be ghilan, but) team for adamant
     
  9. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    ...fuq, this means I'm gonna have to run another warden quizzie at least once, fml
    curse my habit of only keeping one save file
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    repurposes 40k descriptions for dai
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    God bless the front end staff tbh
    it's still retail, but at this store it's retail with "did you get your break yet??? have a water. have you had lunch? are you sure you had your break" instead of "wow it sure is busy, wanna stay longer? what do you mean you haven't had a break yet, it's only been six hours"
     
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  12. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

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  13. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    oh my god that is so wholesome
     
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  14. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    so apparently if you decide to play a Templar in eso it'll start you off in Vvardenfell (for the Morrowind expansion, which originally introduced Templars as a class) instead of Coldharbour even tho Morrowind is part of basegame now
    I
    do I finally have a toon that isn't a Vestige
    how is Varen going to mystically appear to me to send me on the main plot quests of the game if I haven't broken him out of Demon Jail
    this is gonna be fun

    (Templar is a LG sordnbord orc lady, because if the Covenant plot is going to railroad me into those choices anyway I may as well make a character they make sense for instead of trying to wedge a rogue into that template)
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    @ tomorrow me: 13 x 5, 10in ties
     
  16. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    @ future me: you can have a 10inch mask or 10inch ties, but you need at least 24 inches total to comfortably tie
     
  17. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    random ayleid spirit, whose script assumes you ran the normal prologue: you have no soul, so you may do better here.......
    batumesh, who accidentally skipped the normal prologue in favor of the morrowind one: I don't have what
     
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  18. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    idk what it is about this week but I have eight thousand tiny cuts on my hands from work and they all burn
     
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  19. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    a study: "list five careers you could be passionate about"
    me: bitch I'm too depressed for this, I can give you like..... 2
     
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  20. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants feral mom energies

    Agreenessed
     
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