Back on my bullshit

slowblinks
the card used for this 'maleficarum' event is the emblem used in inq for the dalish flag..............

 

Spoiler: DA canon-typical gore

oof
nice

 

me: I shall play this textbased rpg that canonically happens between 2 and inq, before starting Curiosity, For Worldstate
bioware: anyway we tested out our realtime war table timer by forcing you to wait at least 24 hours between main plot events

:T
fck you too then, I'll come back to this later

 

I've been reminded that the elf cards in character select have green skin and I'm just
GIVE IT TO ME

 

Morrigan is the background card for fair-weather friends trial I'm dying

 

Anyway I'm using arcee's voice lmao
I am not going to be able to make a single femme quizzie without going ARCEE OR CAUTHRIEN?

 

Why are both voice options altos..... curiosity needs to be higher-pitched......

 

throws 90% of canon dialogue options out the window
carefully selects from remaining options those that keep the question-answer scale in balance

 

considers
Arcane Warrior elfriosity who uses a bow instead of a sword

 

bloodrager ideas:
gnome - verdant
aberrant - pick a race, but remake lusorio
shadow - live out the edgy middle school dreams

 

also in recreating (from memory, no reference) samahl's face in inq I have made aridhel/inqriosity look like a perpetually sad deer

did u kno there are no braids in the elven hairstyle slider? bc I didn't

 

no braids is INCREDIBLY SAD
also i thought i had yelled about the last court in chat before but yeah it's actually by the company who also did fallen london, using their technology and everything. it's a fun idle game not really good for putting between playthroughs tho. But tasty lore.

 

continues forcing Solas to deal with mortal bodily functions

 

new meme? new meme

 

curiosity seems prime ravenclaw material but i feel like that’s probably a bit of a shoe-in :ppppp

 

Red headed Warden who´s name just walked out of my brain for Gryffindor?

 

Samahl is absolutely a rowdy lion boi tyvm

 

Desperately tries to ID a random russian cd from the 90s found at a goodwill

 

The morag tong is full of queers and no one can stop me

 

you can't make a murder cult around the most explicitly genderfucked daedric prince and not attract all the goth queers, I don't make the rules
Bethesda titled Mephala 'The Androgyne' themselves, they can't stop me