Back on my bullshit

Varon Davel Does Gay
Naryu's bi
I haven't built more side characters to go with Shelobah yet but she's definitely had a community to grow up with since her apprenticeship

 

"if you really want to try to steal a bison in the middle of this very crowded, very well-patrolled town in the middle of the day, in broad daylight, you may certainly try" and other things we make our poor dm say

 

starts spinning background npcs
relyn, amab dunmer, agender of the "no strong genderfeels in any particular direction" variety
in shelobah's general agegroup, had early training together before they specced into their respective paths
definitely closer to the Evil end of the alignment spectrum, sees very little wrong with their work; the information is needed, they can get it, and if they have some fun along the way all the better
frankly not the best in an actual fight, they have steady hands but their reflexes and, at this point, general strength aren't quite good enough to keep up with the actual hunters of the tong-- better than civilian, but the equivalent of like. lv5
...I started thinking about aesthetics and just got 'knock out, but dunmer' so they're a vain bitch apparently
(bitching in the barracks abt how they can never paint their nails bc it'll chip in someone and that's just fuckin pointless innit, nevermind growing their nails out into proper talons, ugh)

 

anyway this turned out to be really cute bubbly folk/pop?

 

rolls in mandy patinkin's voice

 

(yes I made Several inadvisable goodwill purchases but also $10 of my tax return is a good fun budget)

 

This trip's Haul™:

• aforementioned Weird Russian CD
• Celine Dion - All The Way: A Decade Of Song
• No Doubt - The Singles: 1992-2003
• Dashboard Confessional - The Shade of Poison Trees
• christmas music, but swing
• mandy patinkin singing a bunch of broadway and movie soundtrack tunes
• choral hymns as performed in uppsala cathedral
• something that as far as I can tell is in swiss german, bc I absolutely do not recognise it and trying to translate it as normal german drove google translate insane [EDIT: google confirms that the group is swiss, Bärnbieter Spiellüt]
• Revenge - Gun World Porn (with a title like that I just had to figure out what it was)

 

the first song on this album is polka and I have never been so delighted to be surprised [edit: from what I've been able to bludgeon out of the liner notes, this is swiss... folk music? historical dancing music? it's all instrumental, at least, and there is a very interesting spread on what seems to be the history of instruments used in swiss folk]
also, judging by the stickers on the back it was actually bought in switzerland (or at least a primarily german-speaking country)....... how did it end up over here............

 

Today's genius move of the day:
>drop tire valve cover into wheel while trying to fill tire, like a boss
>fail to remove hubcap for five minutes
>call roomie with Approximate Knowledge Of Many Crimes for help
>have none of the suggested tools, agree to hang out until sis is done work to help
>idly tug at hubcap only for it to pop off like a dream
#0kay
>get tire foreskin back on tire bepis
>try and fail to put hubcap back on for another ten minutes
>go to a fucking tire place to have a Big Strong Man(TM) hammer the cap back on in ten seconds flat

 

Bad end Curidhel explodes into full-on rage abomination when Solas vanishes and leaves them Anchor-bound after the last maingame battle :)

 

Roderick: "What of justice [for the Divine's death]?"
Curiosity: I mean I'm pretty sure a Justice started all this but if you're asking me to summon him that's gonna be a big No--

 

Istamaethoriel: hey inquibitchion where's our hunter
Curiosity, panicking:

 

Chanter: the maker would send no elf in our hour of need!
Curiosity, constantly seized by the urge to Fix Assumptions: good thing I'm not entirely an elf then :D

 

Sera: acquired
Breeches: remaining in inv until I can put them in storage as is right and proper

 

Someone: herald why are you carrying around eight pairs of pants in your pockets
Curiosity: I mean it's all fabric right that guy said people needed better clothes to be warm and Not Die

 

Whittle, in the background: I said blankets actually but... thanks for the... donation? I am Not gonna ask where you found these

 

Lovingly shreds Blue Wraith to bits
Begone, canon

 

someone stop me from rewriting the entire first trade with acanthus also there
to be clear, he wouldn't materially alter the plot, but also: bastard man

 

Viv is surprisingly honest in her intro, so she has been acquired
It remains to be seen if curiosity will piss her off :p

 

Ah, it's time to blatantly ignore canon again....

Cass: where are you from?
Curidhel: WELL THAT'S A LONG STORY HAHA