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Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    Summoning:
    -robot toys at decent prices
    -cool linguistics info
    -hors
     
    • Agree x 2
  2. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    summon:
    -viddy game
    -lorge robot sons
     
    • Agree x 2
  3. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    hearing fenris' voice come out of a bubbly mile-a-minute wood elf priest is absolutely hilarious
     
    • Agree x 1
  4. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    eso may be kind of shit, but also
    flower gay npcs
     
    • Winner x 2
  5. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    main quest guide: the spirit of the forest is in grave danger! follow this actively-spreading trail of destruction to save them!
    me, picking up Yet Another Side Quest: the sad gay needs flowers for his dying husband tho
     
    • Agree x 3
  6. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors I'm sorry, I wasn't listening

    i mean listen if the spirit of the forest can't wait for the sad gays it DESERVES to die
     
    • Agree x 4
  7. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    the true elder scrolls experience: accidentally getting a 500g bounty because one guard happened to run directly into a fireball aimed at a bandit
    time to camp in a corner I guess
     
    • Winner x 1
    • Witnessed x 1
  8. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    bethesda's writing can be janky sometimes but damn if they don't hit the occasional A++ one-liner
     
    • Winner x 7
  9. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    curiosity.png
    havin some design regrets lads
    why must aesthetique be PAIN
    I don't even wanna think about all the leaves yet
     
    • Winner x 5
  10. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    NONBINARY MODELS
    GENDER-NEUTRAL FASHION CHALLENGE
    ON NATIONAL TV
    !!!!!!!!!!!
     
    • Winner x 5
  11. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    tv fashion man: so I'm thinking 'metallic brocade bomber jacket'--
    me, immediately: sparkles would wear this
     
    • Agree x 6
  12. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    WOW THANKS FOR THE CALLOUT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE ASS INTERNET :P
     
    • Like x 1
    • Winner x 1
  13. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    LOOK
    YOU WERE MY FIRST THOUGHT, BE BLESSED :P
    (alas, metallic brocade bomber jacket did not end up happening or I would link for further callouts FRIENDSHIP)
     
    • Like x 1
  14. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    No I'm actually delighted that so many people just Know that's incredibly me and I'm very sad it didn't end up happening
     
    • Like x 1
  15. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    if I don't put it in the Drawing Thread that means it's not done and I gotta finish it right
    that's definitely how that works
    even with a snazzy gradient background
    curiosity 2.png
     
    • Winner x 5
  16. kastilin

    kastilin MI CRUSH ASS TA DUST

    late BUT how to summon a loq:
    - hustle cat
    - good dragons
     
    • Agree x 1
    • Winner x 1
  17. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

     
    • Winner x 4
  18. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    do these shoes obey the laws of physics? no
    are they at least accurate to the in-game model? also no
    am I gonna fix either of those things? still no
     
    • Winner x 3
  19. Loq

    Loq cursed blue crab pincher

    me: okay I have 20 minutes to kill, what should I do, preferably without killing the phone battery
    brain: walk
    me: it's 25F out??? I will freeze????
    brain: WALKIES
     
    • Witnessed x 3
  20. sirsparklepants

    sirsparklepants *cries in sports*

    I think your brain channeled the spirit of my dog for a moment there
     
    • Agree x 1
    • Witnessed x 1
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