Back on my bullshit

Summoning:
-robot toys at decent prices
-cool linguistics info
-hors

 

summon:
-viddy game
-lorge robot sons

 

hearing fenris' voice come out of a bubbly mile-a-minute wood elf priest is absolutely hilarious

 

eso may be kind of shit, but also
flower gay npcs

 

main quest guide: the spirit of the forest is in grave danger! follow this actively-spreading trail of destruction to save them!
me, picking up Yet Another Side Quest: the sad gay needs flowers for his dying husband tho

 

i mean listen if the spirit of the forest can't wait for the sad gays it DESERVES to die

 

the true elder scrolls experience: accidentally getting a 500g bounty because one guard happened to run directly into a fireball aimed at a bandit
time to camp in a corner I guess

 

Spoiler: gore?

bethesda's writing can be janky sometimes but damn if they don't hit the occasional A++ one-liner

 

Spoiler: lorg wip

havin some design regrets lads
why must aesthetique be PAIN
I don't even wanna think about all the leaves yet

 

NONBINARY MODELS
GENDER-NEUTRAL FASHION CHALLENGE
ON NATIONAL TV
!!!!!!!!!!!

 

tv fashion man: so I'm thinking 'metallic brocade bomber jacket'--
me, immediately: sparkles would wear this

 

WOW THANKS FOR THE CALLOUT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE ASS INTERNET :P

 

LOOK
YOU WERE MY FIRST THOUGHT, BE BLESSED :P
(alas, metallic brocade bomber jacket did not end up happening or I would link for further callouts FRIENDSHIP)

 

No I'm actually delighted that so many people just Know that's incredibly me and I'm very sad it didn't end up happening

 

if I don't put it in the Drawing Thread that means it's not done and I gotta finish it right
that's definitely how that works
even with a snazzy gradient background

Spoiler: A Friend And Ghost

 

late BUT how to summon a loq:
- hustle cat
- good dragons

 

do these shoes obey the laws of physics? no
are they at least accurate to the in-game model? also no
am I gonna fix either of those things? still no

 

me: okay I have 20 minutes to kill, what should I do, preferably without killing the phone battery
brain: walk
me: it's 25F out??? I will freeze????
brain: WALKIES

 

I think your brain channeled the spirit of my dog for a moment there