Back on my bullshit

or, like, the beginnings of a face, but same diff

 

trashfire worldstate aka "when hawke is the most sensible pc you have problems"
bo fucking off to the ass end of the world with isa like "okay kirkwall happened, ANYWAY-"

 

cass: well we wanted hawke, or even the warden, but we couldn't find them, so
bo and samahl rocking up to skyhold for unrelated reasons: you wanted who for what now?

 

ok ok ok crackpot theory time
1) solas knows Something about Blight, given his reaction to Adamant
2) red lyrium is Blighted and therefore probably from Blighted titans
3) the evanuris definitely had at least one war with, and killed, titans
4) we have no solid, verified dates for the creation of the Veil, the fall of Arlathan, the beginning of the First Blight, or the sealing of the evanuris and forgotten ones
5) running theory that Arlathan is the Golden/Black City
hear me out now
the Blight was a bioweapon created by at least one of the evanuris (possibly ghilan'nain, given her mentions in the notes of creation for the Taken Shape set) and either intentionally unleashed against Tevinter during the last gasps of the elvhen empire or accidentally set loose post-Veiling by invasion in the Fade of the immaterial mirror/half of Arlathan

"I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty" conveniently leaves out which gods, or even possible syncretism bt certain evanuris (or forgotten ones!) and the dragon old gods

 

*chinhands*

 

i buy this completely tbh

 

OH forgot what spawned this in the first place

Spoiler: D4day ficlets

so it looks like Arlathan forest, at least part of it, has the same "unreachable" fucky Fade distancing as the black city :3c

 

I have the weirdest crossover idea that I will never actually write
apollo 18 x tfp, replacing moon rock spiders with moon vampire insecticons

 

a collection of things we have made the dm say tonight

 

earth has now had either first or second place for dom for a full month
I'm glad to reap the benefits for my illegal alt, and tbf one of those weeks was Rockbreaker's, but like..... bruh. b r u h. give somebody else a turn. icewarden said it's my turn on the xbox.

 

how dare fic of my own ocs not appear fully-formed from the ether for me to read

 

@ future me: myrtle cousland (or amell?) > tansy hawke > dandelion trevelyan

 

anyway I finished dorian's personal quest (again) last night and then woke up this morning and apparently had to hemorrhage 1600 words of Curiosity onto the page
varric is now the first Intentionally Informed companion, solas and cole are cheaters and don't count

 

ah, the anders apologist is back on my dash
today's bingo square is "things that directly contradict canon presented as canon fact"

 

as someone who is a proud anders apologist: fuck that

 

no stupid questions is my favorite sub

 

lays down
earth was off the dom list for ONE WEEK and is now back in first place. why.

 

Because there's less of them than of any other flights and everyone else realized there's no damn point in fighting them

 

still not over seeing the susquehanna nearly up on the guardrail tbh
like, mountainside split-level highway, the guard on the lower side is still roughly level with the tops of the trees that grow riverside... and there was still water only a few inches below that guard, just barely not coming up onto the road
I expect this in chesco, but seeing it a couple thousand feet up a mountain was... something else

 

sittin over here like
what if I make a sub for my shitty lil stardew kid
coyote has about 20% an idea of what they're doing here besides getting distracted by charming bishie man but They Sure Do Have Plants And Pets