Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.
What was the actual initial reason? (And what do they say it was now?)
hi I totally didn't get sucked into skyrim and forget about this
the modern story is some grand story about a peace treaty marking the end of the dragon war, the great hero of the war laying down his sword to Show Mercy(TM) to his illicit dragon friend
this has been Lies since the second-earliest iteration of the story, but what exactly the truth is I'm gonna have to fuck around with some as I figure out What The Fuck Is Up With Mialdryg and why and how exactly that cover-up started
onyx :handshake: varric
"why is my idiot brother like this"
I don't know anyone else that follows it but Got Damn is today's Wilde Life page a masterpiece of intimidation
kicks in the door and hollars about wilde life with you
(but also yes holy fuck, satan can give raven a run for his money)
...owo's at that web comic
What's it about?
Man Man Perfectly Normal Human Journalist throws his life away to move to middle-of-nowhere midwest US town for Unknown (as yet) Reasons, finds out town has All Sorts of supernatural goings-on and also his unexpected housemate is a ghost
gets in so much trouble and is trying so hard to not adopt a teenage werewolf
current arc just started, so we're not quite sure what's up with Throat Grab Man in the page above but he eats people's faces and possibly deals in souls!
*gently goes to bookmark and binge*
onyx and acanthus have exactly one thing in common and it's horrible taste in men
fenris' intro happens and they just look at each other like "DIBS ON THE GUY WHO JUST PUNCHED THROUGH SOLID STEEL AND ALSO A RIBCAGE"
(relatedly, I have Got to look up exactly when anders' "I would drown the world in blood for you" line happens, I don't think it's a1 but I can't quite recall)
look. It's the most direct path to a person's heart, who WOULDN'T want fenris after an intro like this.
Acanthus, sighing dreamily as fenris vanishes into the night after his acquisition quest: That one. I'm gonna have that one.
Bethany: The one who just asked why I'm not locked in a tower or dead? That one?? Really, brother?
Acanthus: Well obviously I need to stab him a little first, but it doesn't have to be a lethal stabbing...
(Varric, in the background: or a literal one, apparently)
Intro cutscene to ander's quest in act 2 so still disturbingly early :P
He's such a charmer in that respect
He comes on like a freight train on a greased track
what if the anvil of the void is related to whatever the sha-brytol use that raw lyrium in their weapons and armor doesn't hurt them, and caridin just had a particularly developed stonesense to make it in the first place
bc golems sure are a beefier symbiote for titans than dwarves
oh that is a really good take. Dwarf lore rn is such a mess of questions but all of them seem to point towards "dwarves were so scary once and some inherent part of them wants to go back to that"
why must I have to write fic about my pcs before I can read fic about my pcs
failing that, why has no one else written asshole purple hawke who does in fact mean to come off as backhanded as most of the purple lines do
the true weird mystery of the fandom that everyone seems to default to blurple hawke or "they didn't mean it they're just bad at socializing and too sarcastic for their own good" as opposed to "no no they literally do not care so long as they can get a funney haha line out that makes them look cool"
there's a reason the three personalities are defined as "diplomatic/kind" "sarcastic/CHARMING" and "aggressive/ruthless". Purple hawke is a manipulator. They know what they're doing. They're doing it on purpose.
look. look. I am as much a slut for At Least He's Pretty Funny purple!Hawke as the rest of the fandom
sometimes an enby just wants a horrible trashfire man Catching Feelings What Is This
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