Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    What was the actual initial reason? (And what do they say it was now?)
     
  2. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    hi I totally didn't get sucked into skyrim and forget about this
    the modern story is some grand story about a peace treaty marking the end of the dragon war, the great hero of the war laying down his sword to Show Mercy(TM) to his illicit dragon friend
    this has been Lies since the second-earliest iteration of the story, but what exactly the truth is I'm gonna have to fuck around with some as I figure out What The Fuck Is Up With Mialdryg and why and how exactly that cover-up started
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    onyx :handshake: varric
    "why is my idiot brother like this"
     
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  4. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    I don't know anyone else that follows it but Got Damn is today's Wilde Life page a masterpiece of intimidation
     
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  5. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    kicks in the door and hollars about wilde life with you

    (but also yes holy fuck, satan can give raven a run for his money)
     
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  6. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    ...owo's at that web comic

    What's it about?
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    Man Man Perfectly Normal Human Journalist throws his life away to move to middle-of-nowhere midwest US town for Unknown (as yet) Reasons, finds out town has All Sorts of supernatural goings-on and also his unexpected housemate is a ghost
    gets in so much trouble and is trying so hard to not adopt a teenage werewolf

    current arc just started, so we're not quite sure what's up with Throat Grab Man in the page above but he eats people's faces and possibly deals in souls!
     
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  8. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    *gently goes to bookmark and binge*
     
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  9. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    onyx and acanthus have exactly one thing in common and it's horrible taste in men
    fenris' intro happens and they just look at each other like "DIBS ON THE GUY WHO JUST PUNCHED THROUGH SOLID STEEL AND ALSO A RIBCAGE"

    (relatedly, I have Got to look up exactly when anders' "I would drown the world in blood for you" line happens, I don't think it's a1 but I can't quite recall)
     
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  10. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    look. It's the most direct path to a person's heart, who WOULDN'T want fenris after an intro like this.
     
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  11. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    Acanthus, sighing dreamily as fenris vanishes into the night after his acquisition quest: That one. I'm gonna have that one.
    Bethany: The one who just asked why I'm not locked in a tower or dead? That one?? Really, brother?
    Acanthus: Well obviously I need to stab him a little first, but it doesn't have to be a lethal stabbing...
    (Varric, in the background: or a literal one, apparently)
     
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  12. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Intro cutscene to ander's quest in act 2 so still disturbingly early :P
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    fantastic ty
     
  14. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Merely a whitebait in the mayo of life

    He's such a charmer in that respect
    He comes on like a freight train on a greased track
     
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  15. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    chinhands
    what if the anvil of the void is related to whatever the sha-brytol use that raw lyrium in their weapons and armor doesn't hurt them, and caridin just had a particularly developed stonesense to make it in the first place
    bc golems sure are a beefier symbiote for titans than dwarves
     
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  16. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    oh that is a really good take. Dwarf lore rn is such a mess of questions but all of them seem to point towards "dwarves were so scary once and some inherent part of them wants to go back to that"
     
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  17. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    why must I have to write fic about my pcs before I can read fic about my pcs
    failing that, why has no one else written asshole purple hawke who does in fact mean to come off as backhanded as most of the purple lines do
     
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  18. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    the true weird mystery of the fandom that everyone seems to default to blurple hawke or "they didn't mean it they're just bad at socializing and too sarcastic for their own good" as opposed to "no no they literally do not care so long as they can get a funney haha line out that makes them look cool"
     
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  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    there's a reason the three personalities are defined as "diplomatic/kind" "sarcastic/CHARMING" and "aggressive/ruthless". Purple hawke is a manipulator. They know what they're doing. They're doing it on purpose.
     
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  20. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    look. look. I am as much a slut for At Least He's Pretty Funny purple!Hawke as the rest of the fandom
    but also
    sometimes an enby just wants a horrible trashfire man Catching Feelings What Is This
     
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