Back on my bullshit

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by Loq, Dec 16, 2018.

  1. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    1. What's their favorite beverage? Ritewine, because he's a terrible goblin
    2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc) Sour. I have no basis for this, it's the first thing that popped up.
    3. What's their favorite food? Slightly early raspberries. Nothing tastes as sweet as a food you've bled for.
    4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most? None tbh? He eats when he's hungry, regular food times are for losers.
    5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? Not really, he's not too picky.
    6. Can they tolerate spice? Sharp yes, capsaicin not so much. Zev finds it fucking hilarious.
    7. What is their favorite animal? Ironically, Crows. He respects and reveres wolves, and ravens are bad omens, but crows? Crows joke. Crows play. Crows have all kinds of secrets.
    8. What do they wear to bed? Either his armor or nothing, depending on whether Zev has peeled him out of it.
    9. What position do they sleep in? Loose side curl
    10. Early bird or night owl? Vague leaning to night owl, but he's more a second-watch sort of guy than intentionally staying up.
    11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? Light sleeper, even before the darkspawn nightmares.
    12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside? Fix his shit, mostly. If he runs out of things to fix, he'll probably start getting handsy with Zev.
    13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell? Petrichor.
    14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne? He does NOT how DARE you, that would interfere with his own scent and scenting capabilities. One part the sweet rot of blight, one part the strange blood-metallic-must of dragon, one part normal elf sweat and skin.
    15. Baths or showers? Bath by default, usually of the 'jump in a river' variety.
    16. How good are they at cooking? He can keep himself alive, but he's not particularly inventive.
    17. What's their favorite time of year and why? Spring. He has Major Fucking Baggage around winter, between Clan Sabrae's decimation and then the Blight (which I hc as running autumn 30-autumn 31), and green and growing things are a welcome reprieve from that.
    18. Do they have a favorite holiday? First Day or Satinalia. Zev has absolutely taken him to an Antivan Satinalia, that was an experience.
    19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? As all Wardens, Samahl is king of found gifts. Local woof brings his people their treasures.
    20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? He's a scrawny little goblin, and he's made his peace with it.
    21. Can they play any instruments? Can keep a beat, but has never really sat down to learn any skill with music.
    22. Do they have a nice singing voice? Not an outstanding one in either direction, but he can roll with shanties or drinking songs.
    23. Do they talk to themself? Occasionally, but usually it stays inside his head.
    24. Do they enjoy music? What kind? Strong rhythm, easily-repeated lyrics. Drunk or work music.
    25. Do they make friends easily? Stares at DAO companions. Too easily.
    26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react? There better be a fuckin' drink somewhere around here, what the fuck.
    27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one? Andraste's Grace, but it has an elven name that I am too tired to make up rn. (Its in-game model for everything but the Inventory Item Image matches the herbs you find to heal Dog. Anti-Blight flower.)
    28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry? Bling comes and goes (dragon brain says hehe shiny go brrr), but he's attached to his Warden phylactery and Zev's earring.
    29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? THE EARRING. FUCK YOU ZEV IT'S HIS NOW.
    30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster? Disaster. Mans lives in his armor whenever possible.
    31. What kind of underwear do they wear? What's available, he ain't picky.
    32. Do they wear makeup? What kind? Nah.
    33. Do they paint their nails? Nah.
    34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out? He keeps it roughly shoulder-length, but it's "haircut with a knife" time.
    35. Do they know how to whistle? quite well, especially if he's mimicking songbirds.
    36. Do they know how to braid hair? His default hair is a 3-strand so yeah
    37. Are they scared of being out in nature? Dragons. Fuck dragons. He's done with dragons. Too many problems.
    38. Have they ever thought they were about to die? Stares at DAO. So many
    39. How do they handle being sick? Grumpily trudging through it.
    40. Are they afraid of blood? Nope.
    41. How do they earn money? murderhobo honestly he probably picks up odd jobs in/around alienages if he has to be in town, otherwise bounties and selling non-edible animal parts.
    42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else? He misses being with a clan and only having the hunt to worry about, and occasionally feels a little guilty about ditching the Wardens, but... plan what plans he's too busy with today.
    43. How creative are they? For pranks or bullshitting or wordplay, very. For physical crafting, not so much.
    44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they? Noooot really. He can map reasonably well, but he's no artist.
    45. What do they carry around with them during the day? Everything. If it gets put down it might get stolen and fuck that.
    46. Do they have a sweet tooth? A little bit, but he's not a sugar fiend.
    47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats? Cheap, but he's not opposed to fancy, he's just broke and not that good a cook.
    48. Do they know how to swim? Yah
    49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them? Lots of battlescars. Probably knows the story behind each one, but I ain't makin' em all up.
    50. What kind of handwriting do they have? It's shit. Boy is dyslexic and never got told it was anything other than Not Trying, so he's actively not trying anymore and writing (and reading) are largely Somebody Else's Problem.
    1. What's their favorite beverage? Black tea with honey and lemon, because I'm a color-coding bitch.
    2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc) Sweet and salt.
    3. What's their favorite food? Baklava
    4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most? Dinner foods at least they like preparing, but time is fake when you don't technically need sleep and your partner is nocturnal
    5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? Not really!
    6. Can they tolerate spice? Yup!
    7. What is their favorite animal? Anything that is a litol creachur
    8. What do they wear to bed? Clothes and sleeping are both for faking human, unless they're doing some Romantic (Un)layering for Liam they're not really in bed anyway
    9. What position do they sleep in? Puddle of spaghet. If they're asleep they're necessarily not focusing on holding a physical form.
    10. Early bird or night owl? Sleep is for mortals
    11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? If they're actually out, they're out, usually for healing purposes.
    12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside? Cooking, reading, online classes.
    13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell? Pine shavings and old paper.
    14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne? Exactly No natural scent, so if they're faking human they'll usually put on something subtle and subdued to not subconsciously weird people out.
    15. Baths or showers? Shower. Nearly drowning in high school was a Formative Experience (thanks randomly-generated game canon! :'D) and they Hate being in water, especially still water, for longer than absolutely necessary.
    16. How good are they at cooking? Fantastic. tfw you have literal centuries to focus on your favored hobby.
    17. What's their favorite time of year and why? They kind of forget seasons happen lmao, it's Just Weather on a somewhat slower timescale
    18. Do they have a favorite holiday? Not really, although they do offer blood to the Ancestors on their birth summoningday
    19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? Buying, but it's usually impulse buys that reminded them of the recipient.
    20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? Exactly as tall as they want to be at any given moment lmao
    21. Can they play any instruments? Both standing and lap harps
    22. Do they have a nice singing voice? Yes, because their voice is whatever they want to sound like :P
    23. Do they talk to themself? Not really, though they'll sometimes cut off partway through a sentence and do so in redirecting themself.
    24. Do they enjoy music? What kind? Anything they haven't heard before is a delight
    25. Do they make friends easily? Not really. They're sociable, but over the centuries they've started reflexively Not Getting Attached to potential sacrifices unless they stick around for a long time. (Or mortals at all, really.)
    26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react? Mild appreciation. They can vibe with a party.
    27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one? Cattleya orchids! Ruffly lads.
    28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry? Bling is pretty, but between the vampire and demon boyfriends and their own supernatural intolerances, they have to be very picky about materials.
    29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? For sentimental value, the definitely-not-engagement heirloom de Lioncourt ring that marks them as Liam's.
    30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster? They know enough that they can be fashion forward, but they lean into antiquated dapper by habit. Sweatervests are forever.
    31. What kind of underwear do they wear? They usually don't bother with Physical Pants that are separate from their legs, so if they are bothering it's probably something elaborate and meant to be Displayed and Taken Off.
    32. Do they wear makeup? What kind? Nah, easier just to alter the glamour.
    33. Do they paint their nails? Ain't got nails.
    34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out? Ain't got hair.
    35. Do they know how to whistle? No, but they can illusion the sound so it doesn't matter much.
    36. Do they know how to braid hair? That has not (yet) been a fixation, but they can probably do a passable 3-strand.
    37. Are they scared of being out in nature? Deep water bad.
    38. Have they ever thought they were about to die? Yep! Exactly Twice, and both were traumatizing experiences.
    39. How do they handle being sick? This is physically impossible lmao
    40. Are they afraid of blood? No lmao, hard to be scared of blood when you're macking on a vampire
    41. How do they earn money? is it still generational wealth when you've just been hoarding for Literal Centuries? They'll take the odd teaching job here and there, and hung out at Miskatonic U for a while, but mostly it's just. investing and hoarding.
    42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else? The benefit of a long life and single-generational wealth is getting to hop to a new job/degree/hobby whenever you get bored.
    43. How creative are they? Very! A lot of their magic is will-based, so they've made a point to cultivate a breadth of ideas.
    44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they? They have absolutely taken a few decades to polish that skill, although how recent that was I can't say.
    45. What do they carry around with them during the day? Phone, house key, juicebox, bloodbox (if in a monster-friendly town), pocket-size notebook, pen.
    46. Do they have a sweet tooth? Yes! They're a sucker for honey.
    47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats? Haute cuisine, the cooking fixation never ends and complexity is challenging
    48. Do they know how to swim? Ostensibly. Mostly they panic-flail into either a flight-capable shape or a straight-up teleport and yeet directly out of the water.
    49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them? N/A, physically impossible
    50. What kind of handwriting do they have? Cursive, occasionally flourished with calligraphy reflexes.
     
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  2. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    and I am sleeby so the others will have to wait for the future
     
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  3. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    Xclusives list
    staryu
    pinsir
    houndour
    mightyena F
    aron
    lileep - root fossil
    anorith - claw fossil
    sawk
    swirlix
    clauncher
    xerneas


    done!
     
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2022
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  4. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    well now I've been dexbitten

    kalos holes:
    chespin
    espurr
    honedge

    spritzee - y exclusive
    binacle
    amaura - trade
    phantump
    pumpkaboo
    noibat
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2022
  5. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    IT IS LATER
    I DID NOT FORGET ABOUT THESE
    1. What's their favorite beverage? It is a goddamn tragedy soda doesn't exist, because this man deserves fizzy lifting drinks. Has sparkling wine been invented yet? Thoughts for later...
    2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc) Tie between sour and savory
    3. What's their favorite food? Red meat
    4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most? Breakfast, because it's least likely to be a Formal Affair.
    5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? Yes but I cannot make him cough it up. Probably the sorts of things that are served 'fancy' because they're rare, not because they actually taste good.
    6. Can they tolerate spice? lol no
    7. What is their favorite animal? S E R P E N T S
    8. What do they wear to bed? comfy pants or nothing
    9. What position do they sleep in? starfish
    10. Early bird or night owl? night owl
    11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? He goes to bed late and then sleeps like the dead
    12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside? Grumble his way through the numbers-and-letters side of ruling.
    13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell? That particular combination of woodsmoke and salt you get from a fire on the beach
    14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne? Day-to-day he doesn't wear much in the way of scent, but he does have a few for Events. Some lean brine, some to darker notes-- musk, alcohols, leather.
    15. Baths or showers? Bath
    16. How good are they at cooking? lmaaaaaaaaao boy has never cooked in his life
    17. What's their favorite time of year and why? God, fuck, don't make me consider weather patterns for a fictional continent, please.
    18. Do they have a favorite holiday? don't make me consider fictional calendars please
    19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? Both! Gifts are a love language.
    20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? TALL BOY. TALL. SO TALL. He's alright with it, and mostly plays it up to piss off Lukas, who is consistently Annoyed At Being Short.
    21. Can they play any instruments? Yyyes, although I'd want to do more research before getting too into specifics. At least one plucked string instrument, something in the neighborhood of balalaikas and dombira.
    22. Do they have a nice singing voice? Yes but only at the top of his lungs
    23. Do they talk to themself? Nah
    24. Do they enjoy music? What kind? Yes, but more the type of thing he'd hear from a street musician or tavern entertainment than a Proper Orchestral Performance
    25. Do they make friends easily? Yup
    26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react? EYYY COOL PARTY TIME
    27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one? SHRUG. He Does Not Care.
    28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry? He'll wear his house signets out of habit, but mostly it's not his thing.
    29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? N/A
    30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster? Forward! But also, he's got tailors for that.
    31. What kind of underwear do they wear? I am going to delete this question is2g who cares
    32. Do they wear makeup? What kind? Matt can have little a eyeliner, as a treat
    33. Do they paint their nails? Nah
    34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out? Gotta keep it short!
    35. Do they know how to whistle? yup
    36. Do they know how to braid hair? In theory, but he hasn't for a while and mostly on horses.
    37. Are they scared of anything out in nature? That he's likely to encounter, no, but there's a whole lotta high-tier elemental shit that he Will Not Fuck With.
    38. Have they ever thought they were about to die? stares at canon that mostly lives in my head. yes.
    39. How do they handle being sick? there are only two settings, 'power through it' and 'whiny bitch baby'
    40. Are they afraid of blood? Nope
    41. How do they earn money? Generational wealth lmao. Aside from being the ruling family, I think I've mentioned House Sturmhalt being involved in the pearl trade, and given blah blah religious implications they probably have a hand in fisheries and corals as well.
    42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else? He enjoys the privelige of being crown prince... not so much the responsibilities. He'll settle down to it eventually, but as of canon age he's still bursting for Adventures and Doing Cool Shitâ„¢.
    43. How creative are they? Not particularly lmao, he can come up with some off-the-wall plans if he has to but he's not much an artsy type.
    44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they? He was probably put through classes at some point, but it's definitely not his calling.
    45. What do they carry around with them during the day? Coin, rings, a few charms for protection and distance communication, knives, keys. Maybe a snack.
    46. Do they have a sweet tooth? Not really, although he's not offended by sweets.
    47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats? Haute cuisine, although he draws the line at shit that has ceased to be food and become sculpture or flagrant display of wealth over taste.
    48. Do they know how to swim? y e s
    49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them? Nope! None whatsoever!
    50. What kind of handwriting do they have? His natural handwriting's kind of heavy-handed, probably makes frequent use of blotting paper. His Official hand is smoother and neater, more loops and less random spikes.
    1. What's their favorite beverage? Whatever the shipwreckverse equivalent of a white russian is.
    2. What's their favorite flavor? (salty/sweet/etc) edible
    3. What's their favorite food? the not poisonous kind
    4. Which meal (or dessert or snacks) do they look forward to most? all of them
    5. Do they have a food or flavor they absolutely hate? Bitter is the worst
    6. Can they tolerate spice? yes
    7. What is their favorite animal? cat fireflies prebby....
    8. What do they wear to bed? Whatever they have on them
    9. What position do they sleep in? o r b
    10. Early bird or night owl? yes
    11. Are they a heavy sleeper or do they wake up easily? very, very light sleeper
    12. It's a rainy day; what will they do while cooped up inside? crimes
    13. Do they have a favorite scent or smell? I feel like they don't have particular, like, perfume/candle scents, but they do remember the scents of their Favorite People and consider those comforts
    14. What do they smell like? Do they wear perfume/cologne? wet cat and no
    15. Baths or showers? Shower if it must be done
    16. How good are they at cooking? Excellent at making most things edible, although not particularly fancy
    17. What's their favorite time of year and why? I have no idea what shipwreck seasons are, but cat like sun........
    18. Do they have a favorite holiday? this is not my fantasy universe I can't even make up the holidays
    19. Do they prefer buying or receiving gifts? stealing receiving!
    20. How tall are they, and how do they feel about their height? b e a n p o l e. On the upside, they can climb to many places. On the downside, they cannot fit in the best of tiny hiding places. Win some lose some.
    21. Can they play any instruments? no
    22. Do they have a nice singing voice? no
    23. Do they talk to themself? yes
    24. Do they enjoy music? What kind? They'll listen if something's on, but don't really seek it out.
    25. Do they make friends easily? the charisma score says yes, the singular brain cell says no
    26. Surprise birthday party! How do they react? Shock to smugness. Yes, appreciate catte.
    27. What is their favorite flower, if they have one? nepeta
    28. How do they feel about wearing jewelry? portable money! and shiny! and sometimes jingle!
    29. If they wear jewelry, what's their favorite piece? they swap their pieces all the time, none of it has any real emotional attachment.
    30. Fashion forward or fashion disaster? disaster
    32. Do they wear makeup? What kind? f... fur.....
    33. Do they paint their nails? no
    34. Do they cut their hair often or let it grow out? fur
    35. Do they know how to whistle? I feel like this should not be possible with a tabaxi mouth
    36. Do they know how to braid hair? no
    37. Are they scared of anything out in nature? Not enough braincells for fear
    38. Have they ever thought they were about to die? yes
    39. How do they handle being sick? ignore it. power through.
    40. Are they afraid of blood? no
    41. How do they earn money? burglary
    42. Are they satisfied with their occupation, or do they long to do something else? why must a cat need money to live? is it not enough to wander the world, aimlessly and joyously?
    43. How creative are they? At getting into places they shouldn't be, very. At artistic endeavors, not at all.
    44. Do they know how to draw? How skilled are they? no lmao, stick figure tier
    45. What do they carry around with them during the day? everything they own
    46. Do they have a sweet tooth? yes
    47. Haute cuisine or cheap eats? cheap. preferably free!
    48. Do they know how to swim? Not well.
    49. Do they have any scars? How did they get them? Ear nick from a blade.
    50. What kind of handwriting do they have? a cat has walked across this page.
     
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  6. kastilin

    kastilin get in the fucking crayfish shinji

    let it be known that i adore lucky
     
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  7. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    lucky is so good
     
  8. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    HELP I INVITED A TUNGL MUTUAL TO VIEW MY ROBOTS AND NOW THEY ARE VIEWING MY ROBOTS
    WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS
    WHY DID I INVITE THIS MORTIFYING IDEA OF KNOWLEDGE
     
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  9. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Oh No You Succeeded?
     
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  10. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    g1 holes
    squirtle
    rattata
    cleffa (clefairy friend safari slot 3)
    vulpix (ninetales friend safari slot 3)
    venonat (moth bug friend safari slot 3)
    seel (dewgong ice safari 3)
    grimer (muk poison safari 3)
    shellder
    hitmons
    koffing
    porygon
    snorlax
    fearow F (breed) - outdoor/swooping (70%)
    dugtrio F (breed)
    electrode (breed)
    sandslash F (breed)
    jigglypuff F (breed)
    haunter F(breed)
    paras - bug
    growlithe, ponyta, magmar - fire
    mankey - fighting
    drowzee - psychic
    krabby - water
    tangela - grass
    electabuzz - electric
     
    Last edited: Sep 6, 2022
  11. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    bold, going for the WHOLE dex rather than just the kalos dex =P
     
  12. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    look I have caught at least base stages of everything except the legendaries, amaura and y exclusives for kalos and I need something to do while I hatch exorbitant numbers of scatterbug :p
     
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  13. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    today seems like a good day to remember this quote
     
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  14. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    in a universe where samahl does not yeet directly through a rift into oblivion tamriel, I think he does ironically end up going back to the wardens post-inq
     
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  15. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors onion hydration

    samahl has great options
    1) die
    2) return to wardens
    3) go to entirely different land full of weird shit and fall in with a bunch of weirdo assholes??
     
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  16. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    sheetz food may be largely garbage but also they will let me put mozzarella sticks on a beesechurger
     
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  17. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    YALL THERE'S A RAL AND TOMIK MARRIAGE CARD IN THE PRIDE SECRET LAIR
    MY
    BOYS
     
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  18. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    [​IMG]
    MY
    BOYS
     
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  19. Loq

    Loq facedown in nanowrimo

    latvia's song this year sure is something huh
     
  20. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

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